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What is The Chive?
Chives, most people call them green onions, but they're really scallions.
The misuses always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks. Y'know, olives, pickles, chives...most folks call 'em "green onions" , but they're really scallions. Have you ever noticed that, Joe?
See: Firesign Theater, Stan Freberg -Christmas Dragnet (1953)
The Chive - video
The Chive - what is it?
Referred to as The Chive. A visual, verbal or other means of overtly being stupid in order to gain the attention and acceptance of the opposite sex. This is often seen in males who perform acts of stupidity and loud, brash actions to gain the interest of a lady. Women can be seen doing The CHive by wearing ugly clothes, giant sunglasses and acting stupid to make guys think they are cute. This definition can be heard in detail on various podcasts (My remote Radio, Podocalypse and others)
What the heck are you friends doing? They're acting like assholes.
Scott and Benny are doing the Chive because those cute girls are at the bar.
What does "The Chive" mean?
The Chive is just a way of life for the greatest community of misfits, hooligans, and sexy creatures to ever assemble. So when we say Chive On, it means we support our Troops and all First Responders. It's about working hard and playing harder. It's about paying it forward through Random Acs of Kindness. It's about coming through for the Chive Charities and supporting one another through humor and optimism. It's about not giving a fuck while giving the most fucks. We know how to tell a joke and how to take one. We're note legion, we're LEGEND. We don't wear masks, we wear the best tee's to ever be sold. Oh, and it's just a website with a shit-ton of entertaining pictures and videos; mostly boobs, bacon, adorable cats and Bill Fucking Murray
Chive On
The Chive - what does it mean?
Being chill, awesome, cool , wicked, amazingly great and supportive.
Going to the chive.com and looking at all the beautiful and amazing Chivettes. I was chiving some hot a smexy chivettes the other day before the dar was released.
The Chive - meaning
i) A web-based platform in which millenial hipsters (that are dependant upon digital communication) use as an asset to promote sex appeal & comical adolescent behavior. Initially a somewhat scrutinized (for hoaxes) e-tabloid blog, the website owned & maintained by Resignation, LLC. is also responsible for a charity organization of the same name.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
i) "As a chivette, obviously my homepage is the Chive"
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.
The Chive - definition
To be really pissed off
Molly: Anton is really making me angry
Tommy: you feeling abit chived?
The Chive - slang
a verb refering to the act of fingering ones asshole
"Dude, I chived her good last night. She didn't even crap."
The Chive
An awesome site for viewing photos of whores. The best part: every girl with daddy issues and no self-respect uploads photos for the world to see. These types of females feel vulnerable elsewhere, but when you put a bunch of whores together, they let loose and show off their well-spent goods to the world.
I totally saw Sara on DAR! I know she slept with every guy on campus, but it's still nice to see her begging for acceptance on the chive!
The Chive
A website for people who are too stupid to figure out Reddit.
"You know the type, Bros who think The Chive is the end-all of the Internet."
The Chive
Would you like to show that you are an average male/female ages 18-30 who finds basic memes created 4 years ago to be absolutely hilarious? Do you enjoy going on a website that everyone within your target audience goes on, and perhaps would you like to purchase a generic t-shirt? Are you okay with female nudity and in fact, promote it? Females, would you like to submit a half-naked picture of yourself on the world wide web, so everyone can see how attractive you look once you have photoshopped the hell out of your picture? Forget sending them to boyfriends or possible love interests, why not post it on a website so that EVERYONE can see your most personal parts and do god-knows-what with it. You'll have a million boys knocking down your door within minutes! And the best part is, it's free! Go on the Chive.com today, and remember, everyone is doing it!
"wow, that guy has a Chive t-shirt, he must be so cool and definitely not a giant douche bag! The Chive is the best website ever. KCCO"