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What is The Beard?
Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.
The Beard - video
The Beard - what is it?
The significant other of a person who is gay... BUT they are of the opposite sex. A beard is used to make the world think the gay partner is straight. Sometimes the beard knows they're a beard, and sometimes they're being deceived.
"I didn't want her to think that I was Gay and I was hiding it from her, and that I was using her as like a "beard". 'Cause that's what the whole internet probably thinks!" - Shane Dawson, Coming Out Video.
What does "The Beard" mean?
The practice of reality TV pseudo-celebs, primarily on the Discovery Channel, using product in their beards to give the appearance of a long, hard, straight beard, resembling the male mammal penile erection in appearance.
Neil: "Did you catch all those beard-ons on Discovery last night?"
Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."
The Beard - what does it mean?
When a pop star is gay, management will give them a girlfriend to hide it. This is called a beard. It is usually referred to in a jokingly manor.
"are you gonna have a beard like Taylor Swift?"
"Look at louis' beard."
The Beard - meaning
1. A boy or girl hired as a celebritys boyfriend/girlfriend by that celebritys management, usually for publicity.
Fan 1: "Ugh, did you hear that Eleanor Calder is dating Louis Tomlinson of One Direction?"
Fan 2: "Lmao, no, she's a beard, duh!"
The Beard - definition
Partner to the haggard beast, rat boy, and slut bitch, has a massive beard and is tight as an untouched pussy
The Beards Comong to visit, RUN!!!!! or Cheers For That £5 birthday present, ye bearded one
The Beard - slang
when you shave your genitalia and then get a blowjob and climax all over her cheek and then throw the shaved hair at her thus stickin to the baby batter.
Wow Bob...your wife has a better beard than mine.
The Beard
The beard is the ring of brown resin that stains the glass.
Letting the Resin of your water pipe/bong cake up right above the water level.
Ya the bongs pretty dirty Ill clean/shave the beard next month
The Beard
a 7o's reference to Castro, the communist leader of Cuba by the movie 'ScareFace'
"are we going to take a wack at the Beard?" 'ScareFace'
The Beard
A facial accessory that instantly makes its bearer infinitely more metal and manly. This is especially true if one has had a beard since very early, ie. since they were thirteen. Beards tend to house hidden limbs and perhaps have a life of their own. The most famous example of this caliber of facial hair is Chuck Norris.
Don't fuck with Rob, he's had the beard since he was thirteen. It doesn't matter what music he plays, it's more metal than you. Always.
His beard goes clubbing every night after he goes to sleep and comes back in the morning to wake him up.