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What is Teapot?
A guy who is five foot nothing, but weighs almost 200 lbs and would like to dance with you.
Are you prejudice against teapot men? You ain't gonna dance with me, but you'll dance with the six footers, fuckin skank.
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Teapot - video
Teapot - what is it?
A term to describe a distinctive laugh characterized by a shrill, high-pitched wheezing sound that strikingly resembles the iconic whistle of a teapot. This whimsical expression is used to convey that something is exceptionally amusing, with the laughter being so distinct that it evokes the image of a teapot playfully releasing steam in response to comedic delight.
Holy shit that was so teapot do it again.
What does "Teapot" mean?
Yes, the word teapot is very much a stereotypical word. When I walk down the hallway, I glance to the mirror at the end of the hall to see if I am walking with limp wrists (Happy Hands). If I spot myself walking with "Happy Hands", I immediately stop and sing the teapot song. This is my meager attempt at trying to rehabilitate myself into a more manly, masculine behavior.
Unfortunately, due to a medical diagnosis of severe happyhandsitis, I have sung that song so many times, that I now know it by heart! I am able to sing the teapot song with adorable flair!
I'm a little teapot,
Short and stout,
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up,
Hear me shout,
Tip me over and pour me out!
I'm a very special teapot,
Yes, it's true,
Here's an example of what I can do,
I can turn my handle into a spout,
Tip me over and pour me out!
Obviously my teapot is filled with sweet tea and I absolutely sparkle when I sing the song ..........Happy Hands and all!
The one side effect, (I mean rear effect) of having happyhandsitis, is my tushy gets all warm and tingly and I giggle a lot! My Happy Hands have a direct correlation to the wavy back and forth movement of my tushy. I have appealed to the medical community to find a remedy or device that I can introduce into my tushy to help balance and steady the constant movement of my tushy. Because I know one thing, I don't think I will ever stop singing the wonderful teapot song!
I sing and I walk like a teapot, all the while sparkling as I go!
Teapot - what does it mean?
Yea, so I know I'm five foot nothing. Are you gonna hold that against me?
Go ahead, make me feel even smaller. Do it you skank! Call me a teapot.
Teapot - meaning
Someone who bends over to tie their shoes and falls asleep. Usually because of concussion symptoms. Also used by fans in denial as an excuse for poor and/or embarrassing performances by athletes (i.e. every Pittsburgh Penguin after the 2013 NHL East Conference Finals).
Hockey Observer: "Sidney Crosby is such a teapot. He fills himself up just to poor himself out."
Hockey Expert: "In 2013, Jerome Iginla famously decided not to go to the Bruins, what a teapot decision."
"That guy is such a teapot."
Teapot - definition
One of the Suzuki GSX-F range of motorbikes, so called because the early models looked like teapots.
GSX-Fs were branded as "Katanas" in North America, but nobody except an idiot would associate these bulbous tourers with the original Katana sports bikes from the 1980s.
Yank: "I got me a Katana!"
Everyone else: "No, seppo, you've got a Teapot."
Teapot - slang
Teapot is when a girl/guy gives you a blowjob while you’re doing squats
Guy 1:dude you will never believe this,my wife gave me teapot while i was doing my squats!
Guy 2:nice
Teapot
A member of the so-called Tea Party who spews the most outrageous nonsense with complete conviction.
Derived from the combination of Tea Party and Crackpot, not that they can be seperated in any way.
Alternate spelling T-pot.
Did you see that Teapot Christine O'Donnell on Bill Maher's show?
Teapot
A discriptive term used to mock an individual who has suffered
at ones hands.
Or anyone who an individual considers inadequate or inferior to his or her self.
Origin- East Central Scotland.
"You could'ny lace ma bits, fuckin teapot".
"and Johnny, get sum mair tins while yer oot, we'll be runnin a we bit dry here soon ya cunt. and Johnny, you want tae get us a wee video an aw, bruce willis, and johnny, die harder!....fuckin teapot"!
Teapot
A gay Man. Comes from how gay men stereotypically carry themselves, one hand on the hip the other out looking like the spout of a teapot. Like the dance that goes with the children's song "I'm a little teapot short and stout".
Bystander: Wow that guys a total teapot.