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What is Katana?
A person, animal or thing that will protect you/have your back in times of need. It has the ability to slice enemy’s in half with a single stroke similar to the way a person would mow their lawn.
It is advisable to not be killed by it as your soul would with forever be trapped inside of it.
“This is Katana, she’s got my back, she can cut all of you in half with on sword stroke just like mowing the lawn, I would advise not getting killed by her, her sword traps the souls of its victims.”
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Katana - video
Katana - what is it?
The ultimate sword that is folded over 9000 times, It can deflect multiple .50BMG bullets and up to a 155mm howitzer round without warping, bending or shattering, It can cut through the armor of a M1A2 Abrams tank and it will make your penis noticeably larger.
They are often wielded by Weeaboo's, Wapanese and Japanophiles in modern times, In ancient times they were worn by the elite Samurai class and any Anime character of the era.
Any rumors that they can't deflect bullets and disintegration rays are completely unfounded, It's also a myth that they are made of cheap pig iron, They are made with unobtainium and steel called Tamahagane.
A US GI fired his M1919 .30cal machine gun at the approaching samurai warrior but he deflected all the shots with his Katana, cut the barrel in half and cut the soldier in half firing it all under 0.5 seconds.
What does "Katana" mean?
When you are pushing rope but still can't enter, you fold your dick 1,000 times to give it strength before entering, preferably while screaming 'Banzai'.
"All I was doing was pushing rope with this hot chick, so I pulled out the old katana."
Katana - what does it mean?
A katana is a friend you will have until the end of time. It’s also a sword. She is funny and outgoing when you gain her trust. When you don’t know her she can be shy. Katana’s are big nerds and should know what mortal combat is. They are traditionally friends with Jade. Even when she falls she gets up again and is still able to make a pun out of it!
Dillan: Is that a katana?
Rob: Ya it is and she’s holding a sword too!
Katana - meaning
"Look at that guy over there."
"That's not a guy!"
"Okay then, look at that girl over there."
"It's not a girl either."
"What is it?"
"That's a Katana."
Katana - definition
Loving, smart, caring, considerate, she'll ride for you until her last breath, she will listen and help in a time of need. She's a real one so u better keep her.
Katana is a real one
Katana - slang
1. A Japanese sword
2. A high-performance range of motorbikes made by Suzuki in the 1980s
3. An entirely different and unspeakably ugly range of motorbikes sold to gullible yanks since 1988 as Katanas, but known to the Free World as "Teapots" due to their bulbous appearance
1. Taguchi-san scratched his nose with the tip of his Katana and farted loudly, incurring the wrath of the Emperor.
2. In 1982, the fastest production bike in the world was the Suzuki GSX1100SZ Katana.
3. Seppo: "Hey man, I got me a 98 Katana 600... it's awesome."
Non-seppo: "No, what you have is a Teapot. It is less exciting than Bing Crosby and uglier than Mo Mowlam."
Katana
Katana is a beautiful Japanese word for a sword. However, it is also used as a name. Katana is a beautiful girl with a big heart. She is absolutely stunning, kind, trustworthy, warm-hearted and smart! Katana acts tough on the outside as a defense mechanism used to hide her true feelings. She is also really easy to get close to very quickly. One of her best friends is named Alyssa. Katana is a really good friend and one of the best friends you’ll ever have. If you meet a girl named katana, get to know her! You won’t regret it.
Oh my, Katana is beautiful!
Katana is my best friend!
Katana
The Katana is a single edged curved steel weapon, used by warriors of fuedal japan. It is made by forging and folding steel to rid it of impurities, then coating the cutting edge in clay, heating it up and quenching it to harden the cutting edge, revealing is called a temperline (Hamon). The Katana was a decorative peice of art as well as a weapon, consisting of a Tsuba (hanguard) Tuki Ito (handle wrap, usually coloured) and other intricate artistic fittings. The Katana is not superior-but amazingly strong and sharp for a small thin weapon. Under controlled test conditions, a Nihonto (japanese made katana) was able to shatter a .45ACP round without sustaining damage, and widthstood 7 direct hits from a M2 HMG (heavy machine gun)with its .50BMG armour piercing round before shattering.
The katana came into use in the 1400's, before hand the Tachi was used, a longer sword used on horseback and worn in a different manner. Before that were the straight blades, Chokuto, from China. The katana is usually worn with the cutting edge (Ha) facing upwards, thrust through an Obi (belt). On rare occasions, The Katana was worn blade down (sometimes when armour was worn). It was usually the primary weapon of a warrior or Samurai, though in wars Yari (spear) were prefered due to the damage they inflicted on Armour, along with Maai (distancing).
His katana moved swiftly to shatter the opponents defenses.
Katana
Katana
A long solid shit the size of a small sword
So big it needs its own word
You should see that Katana I left in the WC