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What is advise?'Self-Advising' is the term for doing what you ought not, KNOWING BEFOREHAND that you ought NOT and yet . . . you do it anyway. This is especially true of calling with a known dead hand in poker. Against our own best advice to ourselves and gut instincts (and sometimes even the odds), we do what we know is wrong because . . . well, you know the list of reasons, we all have them and interchange and use them at random. When am I going to start listening to myself and STOP! listening to myself? That's what I get for self-advising again. advise - meme gifadvise - videoAdvise - what is it?A meaningless phrase that prefaces relevant information. It is basically unnecessary if not redundant, as one is engaged in the very act of βadvisingβ when issuing a warning, imparting knowledge, or giving advice. βPlease be advisedβ is used excessively by people in law enforcement and sometimes by those who became serious about life at a very late age, and now maintain blogs that purport to warn the public about what is largely one-sided, uninteresting crap. Ryan: Officer Murphy, please be advised that our suspect is driving a Jeep. What does "advise" mean?The proverbial business bitchslap. Hi Carrie, Advise - what does it mean?An extremely stuffy phrase used by business executives to close emails when they don't understand how to ask a real question. It basically means "Please use your imagination to figure out what the fuck I need to know to make a decision on this item without making me look like an idiot in front of all the people I CCed" Dear Luke, Advise - meaningCorporate Jargon for What The Fuck. Dear jim, Advise - definitionWhen something is not wise or prudent. βI met this girl on the internet she said come chill around her way tonight.β Advise - slangI proceeded to get advised as soon as we entered the bar. AdviseAdviser is a fat cunt, who should get heart disease caused by eating way to many takeaways. "Mum whats for dinner" AdviseCorporate jargon for Fuck Off. I am working on the Alabama case files right now, and will have them on your desk by 4pm, unless you call me into another meeting about the break room microwave again. AdviseAn overly used verb used by douchey corporate types to sound more professional in emails and conference calls. 1. I have not yet received that report. Please advise. |
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