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What is Tarzaned?
Tarzan is a hawt 5'1" ape man that usually spends her days swinging on vines and sharing loneliness with its monkey friends. But beware, even if this creature looks like a Darius on the outside, he can become quite vile when least expected. Tarzan is also obsessed with toes and will stick his snoot in glue for some tooting. It is highly advised that the weak of heart and highly unintelligent stay three countries away from her because she may want to educate you on gae boobs if suspecting your ignorance. Tarzan also loves playing telephone with its banana named "Mo" and likes shooting frogs into the ocean with a fake AR-15 she made with Joe's last remains. This was all a bit too much to digest, but I give you my word, if you can share a house with a 5'1.5" McDonald's loving Indian guy(no offence), then you will absolutely fall in love with Tarzan. She's/it's/he's definitely a keeper.
"Tarzan still wets his butt napkin!"
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Tarzaned - what is it?
When you take a rope and swing through your window into your bed with your girl
Did you hear that Henry broke his back doing the Tarzan?
What does "Tarzaned" mean?
Getting one's penis stuck in the pubic hair of a woman, either around the ass or vagina.
-How was last night with the Ukrainian?
-Shit man it sucked, bitch never shaved and tarzaned me!
-Ouch I feel ya man!
Tarzaned - what does it mean?
Amazingly and breathtakingly wild. Can be used to describe rabid animals and the like; or even used to describe 'wild' snowboarding, surfing, or drinking moves/experiences.
'shit look at that lion- it's fully tarzan'.
'check it out, that wave is tarzan'
Tarzaned - meaning
A hot guy who has little experience with the real world, but is nonetheless good for a fuck.
Josh had never been to a party before, but he was such a Tarzan that Kate didn't care.
Tarzaned - definition
action done in sexual excitement. The act performed after laying pipe into a hot girl where she made your dick feel so great that after you ejaculate you begin to beat your chest and let out a yell expressing your satisfaction of a great lay.
Dude Susan was so amazing last night afterwards I did the tarzan.
Tarzaned - slang
Tarzan, a character created by Edgar Rice Burroughs, first appeared in the 1914 novel Tarzan of the Apes, and then in twenty-three sequels. He is the son of a British Lord and Lady, marooned on the coast of Africa by mutineers. His parents died when he was an infant, and he was raised by Great Apes of a species unknown to science. Kala is his ape mother. Tarzan (White-skin) is his ape name; his English name is John Clayton, Lord Greystoke.
"Me Tarzan, you Jane." - Tarzan
Tarzaned
originally used when someone steals a mix and claims it as their own, but that is so uncommon and pathetic that it is now used whenever an idea is stolen in general.
Dude, you totally tarzanned my idea!
Tarzaned
(Mostly used in Racing Games)
When going at high speeds in a vehicle and smashing into some type of tree and crashing.
Steve: Dude, I just smashed into that tree!
Bob: No dude, you've been Tarzaned.
Tarzaned
who the fuck is tarzaned ? More like who the fuck are you , hardstuck animal.
Tarzaned is the god of the jungle. 200 iq , irl chad , this motherfuckers got it all
tarzaned viewer 1: omg have you seen the new tarzaned jungle guide ?
tarzaned viewer 2: yeah Iād suck tarzaneds dick just for one coaching session