Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Tapir?

A person messing up everything when and after hanging around for days in the internet-

"Usually he is clean and has enough entropy in his life, but from
time to time he becomes a total internet tapir."
"How long are you in the Internet Tapir Mode, again? Your eyes are triangled, yet!"

👍25 👎11


Tapir - meme gif

Tapir meme gif

Tapir - video


Tapir - what is it?

A guy who like play to league of legend or other shitty games(not really) and a true lover

I love league of legend(not true)
Love me rendell tapire<3

👍25 👎11


What does "Tapir" mean?

A slightly hairy gay man of average build.

That Russell is such a tapir chaser.

👍45 👎65


Tapir - what does it mean?

This Hipporhinoaardvarky animal is one of the most mystical creatures on the planet, closely associated with the oyster. Tapirs represent love or friendship or loyalty, but more specificlly a word of significance to the internet strict tits gang

Omfg, this is truly the best tapir appreciation rope ever

👍55 👎85


Tapir - meaning

also known as a callum, usually for its large, unsightly teeth

shut up you tapir, go brush your teeth, your looking like a tapir

👍67 👎55


Tapir - definition

Although often mistaken for pigs, ant eaters, or aardvarks, the tapir is most closely related to the primitive horse. The tapir is the largest member of the odd toed ungulate family. It has four hooves on its front feet, and three hooves on its rear feet. It may appear sluggish, but it can crash through brush at nearly 30 miles per hour. It mates underwater and has a gestation period of over 300 days. It's habitat is rapidly diminishing and tapirs are nearing exticntion. In rare cases tapirs have been observed belching large flames nearly 14 feet to fend off predators. They sure is some crazy niggas.

Look over there, a tapir is feeding on eucalyptus.

👍131 👎77


Tapir - slang

Used to discribe a Jew usually with a large nose or any Jewish person.

My cousin, Richard is half-Jewish. He has such a big nose I also call him a tapir.

👍231 👎83


Tapir

An uncircumcised penis.

Look at all the smegma on his tapir.

👍33 👎19


Tapir

A sexual move where during an anulingus, a woman will suck out the contents of a man's anus much like the eating ritual of a tapir.

- Bro, I hooked up with this nasty chick last night

- What happened?

- She gave me a full tapir

- At least you saved some toilet paper

👍211 👎87