Definder - what does the word mean?

What is hooves?

The act of vocalizations when shitting, bowel movements causing a person to audibly groan whilst defecating.

Luckily after his second coffee, Bill made it to his favourite toilet stall and began to hoove just before Lincoln's log was laid to rest.

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Hooves - what is it?

the act of vacuuming up food

The dog is hooving your pizza!

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What does "hooves" mean?

To suck so much dick that its like a vacuum.

John: Did you hear that Blake hooved Nick's d?
Stephen: Yea hes a total slut.

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Hooves - what does it mean?

someone that everybody likes and is very athletic and funny.

ha ha ha, i love shane he is so hoov!

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Hooves - meaning

Feet. The appendages extending from the ankle of homo sapien.

"Stop holding D! Pick up your hooves and get to work!"
"My hooves are aching in these bad platform shoes."

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Hooves - definition

Used when someone must suck, or hoot, a marijuana smoking device, most often a bong, with the intensity of a Hoover vacuum cleaner to finish their respective bowl and or chamber.

That's a big bowl man, you'll really have to hoove it.



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Hooves - slang

a nicknmae of travis

yo hooves

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Hooves

dirty calused raunchy feet

Girl get yo hooves off me!

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Hooves

n. A phenomenon that occurs when a person (usually a female) wears jeans or pants that are much too long with heels and the pant covers the heel completely, stretching at the bottom to create the appearance of a hoof. Frequently sported by celebrities such as Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Lopez.

"OMG, look at Jenny's pants! They're so long she has hooves!"

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Hooves

It's like a camel toe, only WAY WORSE

Debbie wears Lee Jeans from the early 80's that give her a giant HOOVE in the front.

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