What is Tainter?

This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+

Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?

Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)

Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.

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Tainter - what is it?

noun; An apparatus which is inserted in the vaganus, creating an artificial taint, separating the functions of the vagina and the anus.

The Tainter 2000 uses a new technology formulated, by entrepreneurs Caviar Cat and Whipped Cream Whale, to give hope to the hopeless and end the horrible scourge of the vaganus once and for all.

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What does "Tainter" mean?

A 'tea tainter' is an adult person who tarnishes the tremendous taste of tea by tainting it with sugar. A child is not yet considered wise enough to be responsible for their terrible tea tainting tendencies. However, an adult has no excuses and should have grown into more mature tastes by now. Drinkers of milky tea may also be described as tea tainters.

The term was first coined by Adam Tong in mid-2011.

"Do you take sugar in your tea, Samuel L Jackson?"

"No I don*t take motherf***ing sugar in my motherf***ing tea, you motherf***ing motherf***er. I ain't no tea tainter motherf***er. But thanks for asking BITCH."

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Tainter - what does it mean?

Once you drop anchor on your partner's knee (lay cable or take the browns to the superbowl) you gently strattle the log between the leg and your taint and rock back and forth