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What is Swifted?
To write a song about someone who broke up with you much like Taylor Swift
(Person 1) John broke up with Lucy
(Person 2) Man she is so going to SWIFT him
(Person 1) I know she is probely SWIFTING him tonight at the show
(Person 2) man she probely all ready SWIFTED him!!!!
Swifted - meme gif
Swifted - video
Swifted - what is it?
A word meaning general awesomeness.
Man, that's swift!
Greer said the swiftest thing the other day.
What does "Swifted" mean?
A totally useless trucking company that hires only retards and unskilled drivers who usually fuck up so bad that they bring shame to the trucking community.
acronyms for S.W.I.F.T
1. See What I Fucked up Today
2. Sure Wish I Finished Training
3. So What If I Fuck Toddlers
4. T.F.I.W.S that's SWIFT backwards for Two Fags In A White Semi
Swifted - what does it mean?
A sickness caused by over consumption of Taylor Swift music. Symptoms include: Tears, over exuberant joy, anxiety, dizziness, shortness of breath, personality change.
May cause you to become bedridden for an undetermined amount of time. Treatments are yet to be discovered.
Sorry, can't chill, I've got The Swift
Swifted - meaning
To underestimate a white girl by disrespecting her, or making her look or feel foolish.
"That white girl popped off on all them fools, because she was tired of being swifted by them."
Swifted - definition
The act of setting a person's computer to play Taylor Swift songs on demand, from another computer.
"Did you hear what happened to Wes?"
"No, what?"
"His ass got swifted!"
Swifted - slang
Derived from Kanye West stealing the mic off Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMA's after she won best female video.
being in the middle of an acceptance speech or something similar and having a someone interrupt you to say someone else was better.
"Kanye totally swifted that chick at the VMA's on sunday"
"yeah what a dick that guy was"
Swifted
When or talking to people (most girls) and they immediately fall for you your swifted
Dude I was talking to Halle and I said I have a mustang and she swifted on my ass
Swifted
When someone is super high on painkillers.
Person 1: *mumbles* I am so swifted right now.
Person 2: Iām so swifted too.
Swifted
To be in a short and unsatisfying relationship with Taylor Swift, only to have a write an insulting song about you after you break up.
Person 1: Did you hear? Harry Styles and Taylor Swift just broke up! He's totally about to be swifted!!
Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap.
Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem.
Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts