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What is Swamp Donkey?
A very ugly creature from the swamp.
Andrea Carter is the definition of a swamp donkey.
Swamp Donkey - video
Swamp Donkey - what is it?
noun: an old Chevy Truck, usually green in color, that most men and all women would be embarrassed to drive on a public roadway. Runs rather well for its age, but leaves much to be desired in appearance. Most often used for hauling garbage or providing heat while drinking beer in the driveway.
Doug: "Let's have a beer! I'll fire up the Swamp Donkey."
What does "Swamp Donkey" mean?
1. Creature similar to that of a troll, with a very potent venom that secretes from the face which can be seen easily from many distances away. Sometimes known to have fits of rage, which usually go unanswered and ignored, but these frenzies are usually provoked by the Swamp Donkey's enemies. It can be seen devouring intoxicated males at your local underage bars or fraternity housing facilities. Once having lain with the beast, you will endure a lifetime of humiliation and an itchy pubic area. Avoiding contact with the wretched abomination is highly recommended, for it will attempt to suck on your face.
As legend has it, the Swamp Donkey once seduced a young African American male with her medusa-like gaze, and forced him to pleasure her on the dancefloor with crowds and crowds of people staring in agony.
2. Antithesis of everything good.
Stephanie: Did you see where the tall red headed kid I liked went?
Jacky: I think the Swamp Donkey took him home to her lair.
Stephanie: Hes never coming back alive.
Joe: Have you seen the Swamp Donkey lately?
Max: Dude, she totally just used the keg tap as a dildo, looks like we are out of beer.
Swamp Donkey - what does it mean?
It is a prison slang term for females.
That "swamp donkey" just sent you a "kyte". See kyte for meaning.
Swamp Donkey - meaning
Swamp Donkey is a term mainly used in baseball describing a very hardly hit ball.
“Man! I just hit a big swamp donkey!
Swamp Donkey - definition
Stupid ugly broad you find lurking around bars near closing time, looking for drunk guys who didn't pick up any of the good looking fish and then are so wasted, that they end up being "picked up" by the disease infested mongrel also known as "Swamp Donkey".
Yo guy, i woke up this morning rolled over and found the biggest ugliest Swamp Donkey laying next to me, told me her name was jenny, then i smacked her, spat on her then threw her outside.
Swamp Donkey - slang
When you hit a baseball/softball very far usual a double,Triple or Home run
Damn he crushed the ball he hit a Swamp Donkey
Swamp Donkey
Any female predator lingering about bars and nightclubs (or house parties, uninvited) where they prey upon innocent, unwilling, and unfortunate young men who are too inebriated to save themselves from the impending rape at the clutches of a terrible fate. They are large, nasty, dirty, smelly and have no decent features at all. They have no self-respect or dignity, and do not have the decency to lay down and die.
Roughly three out of four carry at least one STD, but two of those do not show symptoms. At least one of every eight is actually a man with a tiny penis.
In no cases can a swamp donkey ever look good, even with the worst case of beer goggles.
Ways to remain safe include swamp out, aka wamp out.
While out on the town, a good, trustworthy wingman (or sober friend) to keep the group safe.
Swamp Donkey: also known as wamp or wamper.
I'm lucky I have wonderful friends or that Swamp Donkey may have snagged me!
Swamp Donkey
A swamp-donkey is a girl that gets guys that for some reason cant say no to any pussy no matter how smelly,repulsive,and blubber infested,it is. the swamp-donkey is also known to try to inpregnate her self in order to keep the dumb ass that was stupid enough to fuck that low life,gag-amaggot,cockhound, gutter-rat bitch!
I cant belive jeremy had a baby by that swamp donkey heather.
ya shes so fuckin ugly I wouldn't fuck her with a shot-gun well maybe a shot gun if loaded.Ha Ha that was not a joke.Seriously that bitch is so nasty you could run her over with a 18 wheeler and it would improve her looks.
Swamp Donkey
Latin: (Swampus-Donkus)
Swamp Donkey:
A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.
Can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. Last one spooted in Hudson WI
I was driving my mom to get some more chew tobacco, when I Swamp Donkey ran out in fron of me and totaled my car!