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What is swamp donkey?
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1)A very unattractive female.
2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.
3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.
1) John tried to fix me up with a his swamp donkey cousin, I was drunk and desperate enough yet smart enough to do it Coyote Style.
2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.
3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?
swamp donkey - video
Swamp donkey - what is it?
A fat lady that hangs around by herself in clubs and bars looking for a dude thats drunk enough to hit her up...usually ugly, old, fat, disgusting, and incredibly socially inept!
Man, check out that big group of swamp donkeys! There isnt enough beer in this whole bar to make me want that!
Dude, I dare you to go pretend your drunk and show them your no-no spot!
Then see if you can get them to buy me a drink!
What does "swamp donkey" mean?
A MAN OR WOMAN THAT LIKES TO FUCK NO STRINGS ATTACHED ANY TIME ANY PLACE COMPLETELY SKANKY AND GETS AROUND WHORISH SOCIAL BUTTERFLY LOOKING 4 NEXT VICTIM
DAMN I SEE JENNI EVERYWHERE SHES SUCH A SWAMP DONKEY.
Swamp donkey - what does it mean?
Female bereft of physical beauty; tug boat; boiler; sea monster; steg.
"...i'd had a few beers and thought i'd go look for a swamp donkey..."
Swamp donkey - meaning
Large brown animal that roams the northern woods, wetlands. Bulls have antlers and beards. A.K.A. moose.
Guy 1: Ya i shot my swamp donkey right at the swamp by Earls house.
Guy 2: Really i saw this big black thing out there bout 15 minutes ago had a thick rear end on it
Guy 1: Musta been Earls old lady
Swamp donkey - definition
of British origin, meaning a slobbering blob of a girl who hangs out at shady bars hoping for some action.
So I tell the swampdonkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and I have her lick me yardballs.
Swamp donkey - slang
This species lurks in the depths of the bar and club scene . Tell tale signs of a swamp donkey are many and varied, including the wearing of Granny underwear, tight shirts exposing their fat disgusting sloth bodies, and a face that looks like a rotten bee's nest.
damn look at that swamp donkey!
Swamp donkey
In Canada a Swamp Donkey is a Moose.
We were out hunting the other day and we didn't see one Swamp Donkey.
Swamp donkey
an ugly ass girl who only goes to parties to hit on drunk guys hoping they're drunk enough to sleep with her
"hey dude, did mckaylah try to hit on you last night?"
"ya man, shes a total swamp donkey! I was wasted asf, but not that wasted."
Swamp donkey
A less than hygienic person with low morals and of poor character, will do any sexual act ,steal,lie ect. for drugs.
Can not be trusted but always friendly.
Persons tend to be loud (like the braying of a donkey) and starved for attention. They tend to stay stuck in the muds, meaning they get nowhere in life or of use to anyone other than sexual pleasures.
I'm outta here, (person's name) is.nothin but a damn swamp donkey.