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What is Superbowl's?
An excuse for Janet Jackson to expose her booby.
Justin says it was a "wardrobe malfunction?!" I think not!
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Superbowl's - video
Superbowl's - what is it?
The proving grounds to see the best of the best football teams. Or a chance to blow a perfect season!
Jack: "Dude, did you see the Patriots and Giants Superbowl Game?"
Jill: "Ya, so much for being perfect when it counts."
What does "Superbowl's" mean?
Like a second Thanksgiving, but themed to a game that has no meaning. The Superbowl is defined by large groups of people gathering to mindlessly watch a television screen and consume an orgy of food.
Dude1: Did you catch the Superbowl last night?
Dude2: Naw, I was too busy gettin' laid.
Superbowl's - what does it mean?
It is where you pack five different kinds of weed into one massive bowl and smoke it. Then you eat a mushroom after you are super blazed you will trip balls... your world will melt away and damn.... do it if you have the chance, 5 STARS!
dude... i just did a superbowl... i am so far into space... oh look, the sky is melting... shit this is intense...
Superbowl's - meaning
A huge event where millions of people watch long but unfunny commercials and eat fatty food. Oh yeah, there's also some football.
"Hey, who won the Superbowl last night?"
"Who cares, did you see that GoDaddy commercial?"
Superbowl's - definition
this superbowl can, like, hold all my cranberries! Mmmmm, cranberries!
Superbowl's - slang
1) Based on Roman Gladiator theme, championship of Sport where Gigantic human beings try to crush each other for the sake of passing a gigantic almond shaped ball over a desired stripe of white turf. People from countries outside the US will try to dismiss it as Rugby with pads, but I don't think Joe Theisman was wearing a pad on that leg that snapped in two on National Television. Braveheart couldn't have done it better.
2) A 300 scored during the beer round at the local 40 lanes.
3) Denny's bacon, ribs, and porkrind salad on the kids menu.
4) A chance for the world to see Janet J's Flapjack.
1)Bill Belichick loves the superbowl so much that he begins videotaping the day before the game, just to have something to show the grandkids. He taped the Jets only to remember this momentous season.
2)Chucky hit the superbowl, so he had to start drinking again. They found his twisted Chevy at the bottom of the ravine. At least he went out on a high note.
3)Mark was proud of the way his children hoovered the Denny's Superbowl, and they weren't even teenagers yet. He couldn't eat that much until he was 25.
4)There was a spike in sales at IHOP after the super bowl where Justin Timberlake whipped JJ's tata out.
Superbowl's
1) A large football event held at the end of the football season in which two teams compete for a shiny ring
2) The most common excuse for men to buy a new TV at an obscene price
"Honey, I'm gonna go buy a 78-inch plasma screen TV"
"WHAT?!?!?! We're so poor we can't pay attention!"
"Superbowl"
"oh... OK"
Superbowl's
A sporting event in which major corporations shamelessly promote thier products with obnoxious commercials, and music artists who were never meant to sing together, sing together.
Did you see that Superbowl commercial when the monkey tries to fuck that lady?
Superbowl's
30 second clips of men running in between commercials.
Person 1: Who do you think will win the Superbowl?
Person 2: What's that? Oh, those men running in between the commercials?