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What is Superbowl?
Terrible event of Fake Football. It is overhyped and an unpopular sport outside of America despite what Americans will want you to believe. Oh but there is an NFL Europe I'm told, really? It can't be too popular if I and everyone else has never heard of it. The FA Cup gets higher ratings than the Superbowl worldwide.
And the World Cup is the grestest sporting event of the world, Americans need to learn that their sports are not popular outside of their country, sure they may have some leagues but they are hardly popular.
Guy 1: The superbowl is on
Guy 2: Oh that crappy overhyped American sporting event
Guy 1: Yeah lets watch the FA Cup instead, we'll see some real footballers in action
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Superbowl - what is it?
superbowl soo-per bohl
slang verb
1. the act performed by 2 people, each sitting sideways on the same toilet bowl, and defecating at the same time.
Man, I just superbowled the toilet with Louis. I feel bad for the plumber.
What does "Superbowl" mean?
An event with all the pomp and circumstance you'd expect from the Americans, despite the fact they're the only nation on Earth who gives a shit about this 'sport' (rugby with pads)
Man 1: Alright mate, you goin' to the Superbowl this Saturday?
Man 2: Nah, i'm gonna watch the footie down the pub, get pissed and have a fight. Fancy it?
Man 1: Sounds good. Mine's a Carling.
Superbowl - what does it mean?
The game in which the two best teams from both divisions compete to crown the championship. An excellent sporting event that people outside of the US feel that they can't like for some strange reason.
American: Hey you wanna watch some of the superbowl?
Someone outside of US: Of course not because clearly our football is superior.
American: I didn't say whether one was better than the other. I just wondered if you wanted to watch it.
Someone outside of US: No, because I'm an arrogant dickhead who feels like I can't degrade myself to watch something that an American likes.
Superbowl - meaning
Person 1-“The Superbowl is awesome.”
Person 2- “Only because the Patriots win it.”
Superbowl - definition
The proving grounds to see the best of the best football teams. Or a chance to blow a perfect season!
Jack: "Dude, did you see the Patriots and Giants Superbowl Game?"
Jill: "Ya, so much for being perfect when it counts."
Superbowl - slang
Like a second Thanksgiving, but themed to a game that has no meaning. The Superbowl is defined by large groups of people gathering to mindlessly watch a television screen and consume an orgy of food.
Dude1: Did you catch the Superbowl last night?
Dude2: Naw, I was too busy gettin' laid.
Superbowl
It is where you pack five different kinds of weed into one massive bowl and smoke it. Then you eat a mushroom after you are super blazed you will trip balls... your world will melt away and damn.... do it if you have the chance, 5 STARS!
dude... i just did a superbowl... i am so far into space... oh look, the sky is melting... shit this is intense...
Superbowl
A huge event where millions of people watch long but unfunny commercials and eat fatty food. Oh yeah, there's also some football.
"Hey, who won the Superbowl last night?"
"Who cares, did you see that GoDaddy commercial?"
Superbowl
1) A large football event held at the end of the football season in which two teams compete for a shiny ring
2) The most common excuse for men to buy a new TV at an obscene price
"Honey, I'm gonna go buy a 78-inch plasma screen TV"
"WHAT?!?!?! We're so poor we can't pay attention!"
"Superbowl"
"oh... OK"