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What is Standard Time?
A standard of time, normally being about 26 minutes after the rest of the people within your time zone.
Dude, WTF? Can't you make it to work on time? Are all your clocks set on Jewish Standard Time?
Standard Time - video
Standard Time - what is it?
A time frame in which black people arrive incredibly late.
Yo man Jamal was on black standard time last night got to the club hella late
What does "Standard Time" mean?
Due to the struggle of having countless kids, Mormons run late to most every occasion. It is only acceptable to be late if you are Mormon, otherwise there is no excuse.
The meeting starts at 9:00 but we'll tell Steve that it starts at 8:30 because he runs on Mormon Standard Time.
Standard Time - what does it mean?
The time zone used by blacks anytime there is a scheduled event their time is always going to be 30 min to an hour after the scheduled start time of the event
a football game starts at 8pm blacks are going to use Negro Standard Time (NST)and be there at 8:30-9:00
Standard Time - meaning
Shruti Standard Time (SST)
1. When you arrive 30 minutes after the promised appointment time and keep everybody else waiting.
2. When you say "ok let's go" when everybody is actually waiting for you.
Anoka: It's 6 o'clock, where is everybody?
Albert: LOL don't you know? It's Shruti Standard Time! You're supposed to come at 6:30!
Standard Time - definition
The difference between real time and the time a female perceives it to be. This is generally estimated by adding 15 minutes per female involved, up to 4 females (1 hour).
Female: I'm going to see a movie with my 2 friends, so I should be home by 9.
Accounting for Female Standard Time, she should arrive home around 9:45.
Standard Time - slang
Giving an early time because you know everyone is going to be late anyways...
I told them to be there at 10 Mexican Standard Time because they are always an hour late and the soiree actually starts at 11.
Standard Time
A timezone imagined by those of Indian Subcontinental descent, resulting in a time from 30 minutes to 3 hours past the actual time. Although DST may not be specified by a desi, one must assume this difference and add to the promised time accordingly.
Jane: "What time will you be over for dinner?"
Jaspreet: "6 or so." (desi standard time)
Jane: "Okay, I'll have things ready at 8:30 for you."
Standard Time
(alias G.S.T) Ghanaians throwing parties and everyone shows up 1-4 hours after a party has started.
Felicia: "My party started 3 hours ago where's everyone?"
Peter: "You know how Ghanaian Standard Time works!"
Standard Time
About 45 mins or an hour passed stated start time.
In the event that, a Haitian event is being thrown (Birthday party, Wedding, Church, etc...) it is normal for participants to arrive 45 mins to an hour late.
This was derived from EST (Eastern Standard Time) and adding 45 mins to an hour for late-ness
Party start time is suppose to be 4pm, Haitians arrive at 4:45 or 5pm because they run on HST.
Person 1: Dang! Church started and there's only 4 people in the audience!
Person 2: Yeah, dats that HST for ya!
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: HST, you know, Haitian Standard Time
Person 1: Lol!