Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Spong?

All right, you invertebrates
I'm gonna teach you how to do the sponge
Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge
Now you're doin' the sponge
Uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge
Well, now, first you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and you jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and you give a great big lunge
Now you're doin', yeah, now you're doin' the sponge
Alright, now yeah, uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat buns when you're taking the plunge
Ah, take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge
Yeah, I bet your buns, you're doin' the sponge
Ah, yeah, yeah, you're doin' the sponge
Ah, I take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Yeah, do the sponge, sponge, we'll do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge
Well, do the sponge, yeah, do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge
Do the sponge, yeah
Do the sponge
Yeah, do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge

Person 1: When your legs don’t work like they used to before
Person 2: Yea I did the sponge

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Spong - video


Spong - what is it?

A word for someone, especially someone playing a sport, that messes up and then blames something, someone else, or a supposed injury.

β€œHe just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”

It can also be used as an excuse for losing, before or after competing in something.

A: β€œMy wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: β€œDon’t be a fucken spong now!”

Noun: spong
Verb: sponging, sponged

β€œHe just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”

A: β€œMy wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: β€œDon’t be a fucken spong now!”

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What does "Spong" mean?

Spong is a term of endearment, usually used to describe something so magnificent, that words often fail to reflect its true beauty.

Hey Jeremy, check that Spong out, she would get it sideways...

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Spong - what does it mean?

Spong is a surfing term referring to conditions where the surf is really good and breaking really nicely. A combination of both sporty and strong. Often used as a complimentary reference to a difficult or fearless manoeuvre or simply as an acknowledgement of status.

"Check it out there, it's spong man!"

or

"That is one spong stick"

or

"Check her man, that is a spong rack she's bustin'"

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Spong - meaning

A horrible form of bathing suit, a hybrid between a speedo and a thong. Usually spotted on older men with beer bellys and fake tans.

e.g. 1: Person wearing a spong: "Ask me about my spong!!!"

e.g. 2: "Ew! Rob shouldn't be wearing a spong"

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Spong - definition

A spong is a person who isn’t quite right in the head. Spong is a mixture between a spoon and a mong
spoon + mong = spong

Boy 1: have you seen that new girl
Boy 2: yeah she’s a right spong ain’t she

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Spong - slang

Like sponge, but much funnier. Listen to how funny it sounds!

Mmmm, look at that spong. Don't you mean sponge? No, SPONG. It's much funnier, see.

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Spong

Spong

To make mincemeat of someone. Spong - brand name of a U.K. mincing machine maker.

Hey you! Take your hands off my wife or I'll spong you good!

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Spong

A more complex hardcore alteration of beer pong where cups are not filled with any liquid.
1. Make a shot = opponent take 1 shot

2. Make a shot, but cup falls over = opponent take 1 shot, .5 shot penalty for thrower
3. Knock over cup = .5 shot penalty for thrower

Lets play Spong instead of beer pong bro!

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Spong

A bit of spong is something you use to poke down the loose tobacco at the end of a spliff.

Common types of spong are the bit of a clipper lighter that you can take out or matches.

have you got a bit of spong i can use as i'm dropping baccy everywhere

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