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What is Sookie Stackhouse?The most mind-blowing blowjob a person can give. This act enables a man to reach the highest form of ecstasy. Did you give him the sookie stackhouse last night? Sookie Stackhouse - videoSookie Stackhouse - what is it?There's Twilight and then there's True Blood on HBO, the much more funnier, sexier, gruesomer and overall BETTER version of Twilight. Based off of the Sookie Stackhouse books by Charlaine Harris (which are ah-mazing!), Anna Paquin plays Sookie Stackhouse, a blond haired, big chested waitress at Merlotte's, a bar in Bon Temps, Louisiana. Whereas Bella will whine and cry and stutter for a couple months wearing the same outfit (don't know what im talking about? watch eclipse) when she doesn't have her man, Sookie finds her man and gets her man whenever she wants him. Whereas Bella can't stand the thought of ever being angry with Emo Edward, Sookie knows how to lay down the law with Bill. And while Bella fantasizes about the perfect sex moment with Edward (so cliche - on a beach in a beach house all by yourselves and it is sooo romantic - bleh) Sookie gets it hard and NATURAL. So while they both are fantasy, Sookie's is at least real, in a bearable way. Bella is too dramatic. Sookie is the beast. Twi-hard: OMG Bella is so self assured! She can make decisions all by herself! What does "Sookie Stackhouse" mean?the grown-up, completely badass version of Bella Swan; the protagonist and narrator in HBO's True Blood and the Southern Vampire Mysteries. Twilighter: "Bella Swan was so brave when she saved Edward's life." |
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