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What is Snark?
A person that farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles as they come up.
Jimmy farts in the bath tub and waits for the bubbles to float to the top so he can bite them. Therefore Jimmy is a snark.
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Snark - what is it?
A sneeze and a bark simultaneously, usually emmitted by a canine
My dog can snark on comand. My dog can snark better than your dog can snark.
What does "Snark" mean?
A person obsessed with smelling women's bicycle seats. Usually male.
"That guy is seriously a snark."
Snark - what does it mean?
Snark: (noun; can be used as adjective, snarky or verb, to snark/snarked )
1. Irritated verbal response to aggravating stimulus;
2. The experience of being in the mood to snark someone;
3. Having been subject to a snarking, or giving one oneself.
That LJ group sucks. All they ever do is snark at people for no reason.
Everyone\'s pissing me off today so I\'m in a realy snarky mood.
I can\'t believe that girl snarked me for supporting (insert political party)!
Snark - meaning
A male who enjoys smelling objects that had close contact with female private parts ... example: toilet seats, bicycle seats, office chairs.
Steve always uses the bathroom after Chelsea uses it. I wonder if he's a snark?
Snark - definition
(n) A cigarette, in particular a marlboro red.
(v) The act of smoking said cigarette
Yo nigga you trying to snark a snark? I'm finna elevate this buzz
Snark - slang
The sneaky cop act of staking out a full bar at 2 a.m. to facilitate DUI arrests... a combination of sneaky-shark-parking, originating across the street from Boar's Crossin' in Carlsbad, California. You've been warned.
I didn't even get to turn the key before Officer Bob Snarked me
Snark
The most dangerous creature in all the animal kingdom. A combination Shark-Snake (Snark) with a wingspan of over 8 feet! The Snark is capable of flying at speeds of up to 86.5 miles per hour, reaching altitudes greater than 15,000 feet. With its telescopic eyesight, it is able to locate prey from above 10,000 feet above its hunting grounds. The snark feeds primarily in coastal locations, but has been known to venture inland in search of prey. Feeds primarily on unsuspecting children, but is capable of taking down a full sized adult human. Also the Snark seems to have a taste for midgets (it is not known why at this time, but research is ongoing. Some scientists believe the excrete a pungent odor that attracts female Snarks in heat, while others speculate they have a "sweet tasting flesh.") The only defense against an attacking Snark is to run to the nearest Marine for help, they are defenseless against Marines. Though it has been said that Snarks are able to burrow underground, these "rumors" are unfounded.
The snark ate your baby!, Did you see the size of that snark?
Snark
n.
1. Biting, cruel humor or wit, commonly used to verbally attack someone or something.
"Wow, this Quicken stuff is great: I can see how frelled I am by week, month, or even full color pie chart!"
Snark
A creature defined in Lewis Carroll's "The Hunting of the Snark". Decribed as those creatures "that have feathers, and bite, and those that have whiskers, and scratch".
"If your Snark be a Snark, that is right:
Fetch it home by all means—you may serve it with greens,
And it’s handy for striking a light.
You may seek it with thimbles—and seek it with care;
You may hunt it with forks and hope;
You may threaten its life with a railway-share;
You may charm it with smiles and soap—”