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What is Slap Chop?
When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.
Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"
Slap Chop - video
Slap Chop - what is it?
To pulverize a food item using a slapping motion pushing down on a tool with a razor edge in order to slice and dice your food items.
I just totally slap-chopped this salad!
What does "Slap Chop" mean?
to have sweaty, greasy consecutive sex with some bird. usually referred to in a disgusted or joking manner.
liam: how'd you go with that english sluzza last night mate?
pete: yeah i totally gave her the old slap chop
liam: you are such a creep weasel
Slap Chop - what does it mean?
When a stripper on the stage looks at you with her legs spread and starts slapping her vagina with her hand like the "slap-chop" vegatable cutter on the infomercial.
Did you see that chick last night hittin her pussy like a fuckin "slap-chop"! Looked like she was trying to dice a whole bag of oinions
Slap Chop - meaning
The act of masturbation.
As Vince in the Slap Chop infomercial says... "Slap chop your troubles away..."
Slap Chop - definition
To bitch slap one on their body with a Slap Chop infomercial device.
"I Will Slap Chop You"
"Did you hear, Kevin Slap Chopped Janice"
"Did you hear about Vince Shlomi, he Slap Chopped that hooker in his South Beach hotel room!"
Slap Chop - slang
To open palm slap a titty sized C and up
Would you rather have a purple nurple or a slap chop?
Slap Chop
Any excessive amount of useless stuff on a person place or thing. I.E. a bunch of SLAP CHOP!!
A truck driving down the road with 2 grill guards, 5 antennas, 22 lights and a stuffed animal attached to the front... look at all that slap chop on the truck.
A black girl with way to big of nails and multiple sets of gold hoops on that match all 6 necklaces...damn that chick is wearing a lot of slap chop.
A truck full of mexicans.... truck full of slap chop.
Slap Chop
A food-chopping device that allows you to stop having a boring tuna.
Slap Chop infomercial: "You're gonna love my nuts."
Slap Chop
That one guy who was on that Slap Chop Ad who got fired and put in prison for prostitution.
"I used Slap Chop until i figured out that the host of the commercial got fired for prostitution"