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What is Shower Shit?
An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.
"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"
"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"
"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"
"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
Shower Shit - video
Shower Shit - what is it?
The act of someone shitting all over someones face/head/back/neck/mouth for reasons of either pure revenge of some guy taking your girl or if someone is sick enough to want you to do that during sexual encounters.
After we beat him senseless for the disgrace, we all gave him a shit shower
What does "Shower Shit" mean?
when you run out of toilet paper and you jump in the shower and use your hand to wipe the shit out of your ass
running low on tp have to wash pp by taking a shit shower
Shower Shit - what does it mean?
A shit concieved in the nude before drying off, after a shower. Preferably after a warm shower to make the shit more pleasurable.
Damn! That After Showere Shit (ASS) was soooo nice. You should try it!
Shower Shit - meaning
A complete waste of space; someone who seems to serve no purpose than to ruin your day
John's been a right shower of shit today - meaning John's ruined my day.
Shower Shit - definition
Shit you take before a shower, pre-shower ritual. Also the best time to take a shit. (P.S.S)
"Hey bro I'm gonna go take a shower"
"Don't forget to take your Pre Shower Shit"
Shower Shit - slang
When someone on a specific part of a forum posts a topic that's already been posted, you've commited a shower shit.
hello, and welcome to i shit in my shower
Shower Shit
when someone, usually a man, takes such a nasty disgusting shit that a shower is needed when finished to feel clean again
I had a shower shit today from that mexican food last night.
Shower Shit
The act of taking a shit so nasty you'd rather just shower then bother wiping your ass.
Bro 1 "what's up"?
Bro 2 "just got done showering, had a nasty shower shit, must be all the protein"
Shower Shit
A shit so bad that the only effective way of getting clean afterwards is to hop in the shower.
CJ: Dude, that taco bell fucked me up, i had to take a shower shit last night
Patrick: That's gross, how bad was it?
CJ: Let's just say I had to clean my shower afterwards...