Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Shit you?

A phrase typically, but not always, used in conversation; can also be used in response to a fact, or its opposite, in media; the appropriate response to any sentence including any variation of the descriptor 'bullshit', when the word 'shit' is being used as a verb, and the preceding perceived assertion or premise reflects a known truth or fact. Also used as its reverse as a prank, to generate belief in something patently false and normally unbelievable.

You: Idaho is a state in the USA? You're shitting me!

Them: I shit you not! It's a state!

You: I thought it was an invention of the corn industry.

Them: You're shitting me.

You: I shit you not! ... yeah, I'm shitting you, you numbfuck.

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Shit you - video


Shit you - what is it?

to steal money from work, friends and family to support your drug problem, and then kill your family if you're close to getting caught as a diversionary tactic

"I shit you up, said Alec Murdaugh after grabbing paper towels to dry his tears, after admitting stealing money. I shit a lot of people up."

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What does "Shit you" mean?

When some one tells the truth about something usually unbeleivable.

guy 1 - i just laid your mom

guy 2 - wtf!! seriously?

guy 1 - i shit you not my friend...

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Shit you - what does it mean?

The expression means I am being honest.

john:I just saw Barbra Bush running naked on T.V
Lou: No fucking way
John: I shit you not

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Shit you - meaning

When you say something unbelievable but true.

Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!

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Shit you - definition

A term used in conversation to emphasize that everything that was said is completely true; no exaggeration!

That's exactly how it happened, I shit you not!!

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Shit you - slang

its a mix between shit off and fuck you!

'geez a swatch o yer baw bag'

reply ' here, shit you, hombre '

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Shit you

say 'shih tzu' out loud

what you said: my baby shih tzu
what it sounded like: my baby shits you

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Shit you

Used in conversation to emphasize that the story is NOT an an exaggeration.

"That's exactly how it happened. I shit you not."

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Shit you

A reply to shit too affirming the truth in one's challenged statement.

I shit you not, I tagged dat ass.

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