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What is Shmooze?
the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes
ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.
Shmooze - meme gif
Shmooze - video
Shmooze - what is it?
(Verb) To shmooze is for a a male to prepare fully and meticulously before going out to a club, bar or restaurant. It often involves 'slicking' one's hair back using product, water and a comb. 'Shmoozing' is seen by many as an art.
"Howard hurry up and shmooze, the taxi will be in here in 10 minutes"
"Howard you must have had a great shmooze, because your slick back hair is looking so god damn nice"
"I'm just off for a shmooze - the birds will appreciate it later"
What does "Shmooze" mean?
to be very sexy and flirty maybe even have sex in a small place with a guy and or girl you like ;
girll! when are you and that boy gunna start shmoozing?!
Shmooze - what does it mean?
It’s that poopoo that gets on your Gucci underwear after you have a big Lincoln Log.
John woke up to shmooz all over his underwear and ass.
Shmooze - meaning
Slang for smoking - could be used as a singular and plural
"I need to buy some shmooz"
or
"Wanna come to the garden for a schmooz"
Shmooze - definition
1. He is the shadow that creeps into your window at twilight and dances at the foot of your bed, just to creep you out. He is the troll that makes you rethink your entire life with a sentence. A wizard of humor that will destroy you with lulz. He is The Shmooze, not Darkwing Duck.
2. Also known as The Snooze.
3. The self-proclaimed nickname of Sam Gosland, a Costa Mesa college student and identical twin with a wicked sense of humor and long feminine hair. Frequently procrastinates and makes it by the teeth.
"Behold The Shmooze, destroyer of worlds!"
"Who's that guy?
Oh him? That's The Shmooze. You don't fuck with him."
Shmooze - slang
(verb) To awkwardly bull sh*t your way through in an important situation. Sometimes involves sucking up.
Dude, you totally shmoozed her.
Shmooze
(verb) to shmooze is to have the ability to obtain everything that one desires through charm or guile
I schmooze the last piece of cheesecake
Shmooze
v. Meaningless chit-chat. Making your acquaintence.
See Mingle.
What a pretty girl. I think I'll go shmooze.
Shmooze
Yiddish: 1. To chill, talk or mingle with people.
2. To catch up with somebody you haven't talked to in a while.
Can also be spelled as: smooze or smooz
Yo Chaim, lets go shmooze with the shiksas over there.