What is Shink?

When a person performs an act of substantial awkwardness or does something entirely unreasonable. This term is usually applied to individuals who aren't normally considered awkward people.

When someone "shinks" while engaged with another person then they are said to have "shinked" on that person. In other words, to have shinked would be to have acted awkward to or around someone else.

"Kevin was hitting on some girl at that party last Thursday. He was doing good until he shinked all over her."

"I was walkin down the street when some guy just up and shinked on me. I was like "dude, wtf?" and was just like "oh, sorry man." some people, you know?"

"Look, if things start to get hairy just shink. They won't know what hit them."

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Shink - video

Shink - what is it?

The combination of shady and kinky.

S&M is kinky, but S&M with 5 people, a donkey, and a video camera would be shink.

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What does "Shink" mean?

To kick someone's shin.
A shin kick.

Martin: You think you're a badman but I could take you!
Andy: Really??!!
Martin: Yeah!
Andy: *SHINK*
Martin: Owhhh you kicked my shin!

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Shink - what does it mean?

To vacate an area of space in a matter of nanoseconds or with ninja like speed. A shink is only successful when the person shinking is not detected in the slightest and makes other people believe they vanished into thin air.

Human 1: "Damn dude I've got all this paper work to finish by 5:00 but I honestly couldn't be fucked!!"

Human 2: "What are you going to do?"

Human 1: "I'm thinking I'm going to shink the fuck out of here and make up some bullshit story tomorrow on why it hasn't been finished"

Human 2: "are you confident you'll get away with it?"

Human 1: "brother please, i've been shinking since you were an itch in your daddy's pants...bye bye."

Human:".....what the,..where the hell did he go???"

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Shink - meaning

1. Slap in the face from a Wee Wee
2. When Tiny Bubbles Slaps you in the face

when tiny slapped lexi in the face with his penis it went ..."SHINK"

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Shink - definition

Some sort of tattoo that is either corny, too far into the avante garde or just plain terrible to look at.

Derived as a contraction of 'SHI'tty and i'NK', best quantified as a Tattoo that someone should never have had. Or even as a tattoo that noone should ever have had or no tattoo artist should ever have cast to skin.

. Similar to, but not exclusely from, Tramp Stamp, Twat Badge or Slag Tag.

It is important to point out that in the 21st century, neither Tramp Stamp or Slag Tag are gender biased, although the wearers of such shink may think that it may be the case.

'Dave' : "Have you seen Henry's shink, he's well proud but i think it's one of the ugliest tat's i've seen".
Dave#2 : "Dog, you think Hen's is bad, look at Dave#3's. He's got eight dolphins carrying two panthers on a butterfly with some Celtic stuff."
Dave#4: " That's shink of the highest order..."

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