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What is Dick Smacked?
One who smacks dick. a GREAT origonal insult.
bite me, dick smack.
Dick Smacked - video
Dick Smacked - what is it?
is when u take your dick and hit people or things while eatting a large hambuger ...after you have just taken a big shit....
Man you just dick smacked me hard core !
What does "Dick Smacked" mean?
When your smacking someone with your penis hard or soft erect or flaccid usually on the face or ass some times I tap her on the shoulder with it and she goes “oh hey”
(glarg glarg glarg) it makes women very horny
Damn I totally walked it on dominic dick smacking ashley
Dick Smacked - what does it mean?
Person who submits an entry to UD that:
a)is an inside joke
b)is about how big their penis is
c)states how much they hate someone they go to school with
d)states how gay someone is
e)states how much of a slut/whore/bitch/skank ect. someone is
f)states how "hot!!" the guys in Good Charlotte are
There I was minding my own business, doing some editing and BAM!! I was bombarded with shit entries from numerous dick smacks!
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Man, there I was on UD.com last night when I read several definitions submitted by dick smacks that SOMEHOW got posted!
Dick Smacked - meaning
When a dude pulls his dick out of his partners mouth and smacks it across their face.
"After my girlfriend was done giving me a blowjob, I pulled my dick out, smacked here across the face with it, and she was dick smacked".
Dick Smacked - definition
Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.
Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.
Dick Smacked - slang
refer to cock smack To smack someone, preferably a female, with your dick against their face.
This chick was acting up, and frontin on some brains, so i dick smacked her.
Dick Smacked
(1)(verb) To smack someone with your dick (correct style dictates a sharp thump on the forehead, lips, or if burning with jizz- the eye)- done to illustrate dominance and the dicksmackee's position of submission or subjugation.
(2)(noun) That which is left after masterbation... limp dick and a palm full of goo.
(3)(noun) One who has the same general worthlessness or usefulness as a lifeless penis combined with a dying mass of spent jizz.
"Hey dick smack, get off the couch and get your shit out of the washer."
"I loved that girl, she always appreciated a good old fashioned dick smacking. I can't say she really truly loved it, but she damn well respected it."
Dick Smacked
A mean and inconsiderate person that has no respect for you.
(After Jim hits Kevin)
FUCK jim! Your the biggest dick smack I've ever met in my life.
Dick Smacked
Slang term for slacking off.
If we're going to pass this class we're gonna have to
stop dick smacking around!