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What is Sheffield?
A Sheffield Shuffle is an attack move that Sean Bean does when attacking his spouse. Usually involved a spin and a right hook. Occurs after a few pints of Stella
Wife: Sean, have you brought in the trash?
Sean: No!
Wife: Well do it!
Sean: Take this! *Sheffield Shuffle*
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Sheffield - video
Sheffield - what is it?
When you get a taxi ride to your destination but have no money to pay the fare, the said taxi driver then takes you round the back of the cab and makes you have sex with the exhaust pipe while he watches and jerks off.
Thus, excusing the no payment.
Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair
'...her heart longed for John, the taxi driver with a heart of gold but she was married and knew that if David ever found out about her illicit affair he would leave her. She checked her wallet to pay him for his kind service and realised there was nothing in her purse, "fuck that for a game of arrows", John said unhappy at no payment, "get round the back and give me a dirty Sheffield, you filthy slag..." Julia nodded and marched to the back of the cab....
Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"
What does "Sheffield" mean?
The act of punching ones cervix.
Hey baby do you want a sheffield slammer?
Sheffield - what does it mean?
glasgow boys say this instead of blade (knife) big ass butcher knife preferably so a sheffield is a knife
wheres the sheffield plug this fanny, take his eye out
Sheffield - meaning
A city in south yorkshire, The first official football team was made there and its main industry was Steel and a bit of coal mining, Maggie closed them all down and it became quiet poor, it is now under bid redevelopments. It has a huge multicultural community and a massive student population
Southerner: That cities dirty
Northerner:Stfu you rich tax evading prick.
United fan: SHEFF UNITED FTW
Wednesday fan: WEDNESDAY FTW
*big fight*
Sheffield: big, better than leeds
Leeds:Big,better than sheffield
Sheffield - definition
Someone who is from Sheffield, UK.
I am a Sheffielder.
Sheffield - slang
God's City, pure and simple
If God were to specify his birth place on his CV, he would say Sheffield
Sheffield
An out of work prostitute, usually seen hanging around theme bars looking for desperate punters.
"That sheffield was so desperate for some action that she even went for old man Keenan dressed in a hula skirt."
Sheffield
A shitty little place Outside Rotherham,
can`t be missed because of the smell of pigshit and curry, if you stop at traffic lights you get your wheels nicked, if you ride a bike and signal to turn you get you watch nicked, if its night the only way to see people if they smile, and if god was born here....well musta dropped down the shitter
the best thing about sheffield is the road out, dunt go there ya will regret every second
Sheffield
The city of sex & steel, the heart of the north, and the birthplace of football.
Basically the greatest city in the world.
"Hey, I've just been to Sheffield, and it's the shit!"