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What is Shark Attack?
An especially entertaining/exotic form of intercourse that involves one (1) female and one (1) male...
1) The nude female, bending at the waist, placing her hands on a wall or a chair
2) The nude male, putting his hands together over his head to form a "fin", hums the "Jaws" attack theme while approaching the female from behind, crescendoing as he gets nearer. The song climaxes as the male reaches/enters the female.
See "Jaws"...specifically the part with the shark attack...it's like that
Shark Attack - video
Shark Attack - what is it?
Leaving work early due to an unforseen attack by the legendary office shark.
Oh god! Searing chest pain! I think I'm having a shark attack - I'm going home.
What does "Shark Attack" mean?
The shark attack is a sexual act in which the woman is standing naked against a wall with ass-cheeks spread. The man then puts his hands above his head as to form a shark fin...then sprints full speed toward the woman yelling "Shark Attack!" and penetrates her without mercy.
Be careful not to break your dick off...I will not be held responsible for any injuries that occur while attempting this risky maneuver.
Damn...that bitch liked it rough! I put her up against the wall and gave her the shark attack.
Shark Attack - what does it mean?
A shark attack is between a man and a woman, when they are watching a movie or some sort of other entertainment. during this entertainment the two shark specimens engage in some sort of sexual activity, the male shark attacks the female shark thus making the female shark moan.hence, resulting in a successful shark attack.
girl shark: OOOHHHHH!;D
girlfriend: deengg baby, that was an amazing shark attack last night, lets have another real soon!=
boyfriend: ah yesss, anytime:
Shark Attack - meaning
When you have aggressive sex with your lady friend in a pool of water, preferably an ocean, while she is on her period leading to a scene reminiscent of a shark attack!
My girlfriend forgot to tell me she was on her period when I was banging her in the pool and it looked like a Shark Attack scene from Jaws!
Shark Attack - definition
A Facebook game where an attacker sends at least a full line of emoticon sharks (^^^) through Facebook chat to a victim. Then the attacker quickly goes offline before the victim can respond.
The only counter to a shark attack is for the victim to write "NOSE PUNCH" before the attacker gets offline.
Any typos result in a direct disqualification.
Aw fuck, I just got Shark Attacked!
Shark Attack - slang
When a man and a woman are spooning in bed and the woman gets poked by an unsuspecting boner.
Girl: I've been trying to sleep all night but I keep getting shark attacked.
Guy: :-)
Shark Attack
The act of recieving oral sex, and unexpectedly recieving teeth in the process
(Jessica) What's on your junk Kobe?
(Kobe) That blowjob Zane gave me last night. . . . total Shark Attack
Shark Attack
A term used to reference somebody who is very intoxicated or hungover that is experiencing explosive diarrhea while projectile vomiting uncontrollably. Derived from a shark exploding out of the water.
"Yo, there is shit and throw up all over the floor in the bathroom.... WTF?!"
"Yeah, that girl who was blacked out had a shark attack bro, absolutely disgusting"
Shark Attack
A Sexual prank where you pool the front of a woman's strapless dress or shirt down, exposing her breasts in the process in front of people. Also known as getting "Sharked".
"Wow, that was an amazing Shark Attack, right as she was accepting the award Alex Sharked her."