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What is Shampoo?
To lie blatantly about something outrageous and pointless even when you are caught in the stupid, non-sensical, and idiotic lie.
He pulled a shampoo and tried to continue to lie about sleeping with the woman even when she told everyone else that it never happend.
Shampoo - meme gif
Shampoo - video
Shampoo - what is it?
Sham: deriving from the word 'fake' and, Poo: aka..fecal matter, shit, crap.. etc
basically means 'fake shit'
i went to buy weed the other day and they tried selling me this shampoo
What does "Shampoo" mean?
While a girl is giving you a blow job when you are about to cum you take her head and make it face down then you cum all over the top of her head.
Mary hadn't taken a shower in a while so she insisted on me giving her Shampoo
Shampoo - what does it mean?
Something you wash your hair with.
last night I had to wash my hair but there was no shampoo so I had to use my boyfriends cum
Shampoo - meaning
A name used for a certain creed or race when you are surrounded by them and dont want to offend or be politically incorrect toward them.
Damn, all these shampoo's are hangin' out on Beale Street cause they are too cheap to pay the cover charge to get in the bars.
Shampoo - definition
Faced with an uncomfortable situation, to politely excuse oneself to the bathroom, only to never return.
It was the blind date from hell ... musky cologne, piece of spinach in his teeth, talking continuously about his ex-girlfriend ... so I went for a shampoo.
Shampoo - slang
Chinese Amazon girl from Ranma 1/2 who is in love with Ranma Saotome. She fell in "Spring of Drowned Cat," which cursed her to turn into a pink cat when splashed with cold water. When splashed with hot water, she returns to her human form. She works for her great-grandmother Cologne at the Cat Cafe in Japan.
Ni-hao, Ranma! You come to date with Shampoo, yes?
Shampoo
When you drink a LOT one night, and then the next day you drink a little but get very drunk. Just like when you shampoo and you just use a little bit and get tons of suds.
I only drank a beer but I shampooed from last night. I'm wasted !
Shampoo
A creamy goo used to clean a person's hair it also makes it feel & smell good
Kaylee : Hey Kiersten thanks for letting me use your Shampoo this morning!
Kiersten : No problem I noticed your hair was a little greasy!
Kaylee : No!!! I Had just ran out I wash my hair everday!
Kiersten : Whatever! Last night Jake came for me 3 times it must be my new Shampoo I think it really stimulates his penis!
Chad : Wow Kaylee I never noticed how sexy your hair was til today wanna come up to my office and let me cum for you?
Kaylee : Sure Chad maybe after work you can come to my place and Shampoo my hair!
Chad : You know Kaylee this could lead to a promotion for you!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee! You took my sexy Shampoo this morning! YOU BITCH!
Shampoo
What some people call the Orca whale Shamu at Seaworld in San Diego USA.
{trainer in the water with Shamu}: Here Shampoo!
{Shamu} Emits several brief squeals and then douches his trainer rather thoroughly with huge jets of water