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What is Sesame?
little 8-13 year old girls who wear slutty outfits together and hang out in cliques, hoping to draw the attention of boys. sometimes works.
Nora: Hey did you see those sesame streetwalkers?
Greg: Yeah, the blonde one is super hot!
Nora: Um, she's 11.
Greg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sesame - what is it?
While dressed up as Elmo, you shit and piss in a girl's mouth and vagina and engage in mutual masturbation with her boyfriend before slicing his dick off. Then, you take some of the boy's blood and pour it in the girl's vagina. You must then make your way to the nearest preschool, carrying the severed dick and the naked girl with you. While you're at it, you must ask the youngest child vaguely sexual questions and, when everyone least expects it, you hijack the teacher's computer to play snuff films, strip the girl naked, rub the severed penis in everyone's faces, and violently rape everyone in sight. Make sure you have the whole thing on tape.
After doing the Sesame Street with a girl and some kids, I got out of the preschool and made a run for it, knowing damn well the cops would be onto me.
What does "Sesame" mean?
While dressed up as Elmo, you slice someone's dick off while the both of you are masturbating and carry the severed dick to a preschool. Make sure you have a woman with you. In the preschool, you enter a classroom, interview the youngest child, and ask them vaguely sexual questions while keeping the severed dick a secret. When the child least expects it, you strip the woman naked, shove the severed dick in the woman's mouth in front of the child (and everyone else, for that matter), and use the blood from the severed penis to draw a dick on her boobs. You must then throw the severed dick in the teacher's mouth, assume control of her laptop, and play snuff films on the smartboard.
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Sesame - what does it mean?
The best kids' show ever; it could run rings around Barney,Maisie, and Max and Ruby!
Sesame Street is a classic
Sesame - meaning
A cake, which if you are Tim Curry's character in Congo, you should stop eating.
Mr Homolka, stop eating my sesame cake.
Sesame - definition
When you take a picture of someone, then add a dick to their nose region resulting in them looking like a character from the Sesame Street. Usually done with the help of Photoshop, but if the persons nose is fucked up enough, it can sometimes just be a natural occurrence.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude check out this kid, he just got Sesame Streeted!
Guy 2: Holy shit bro! He looks exactly like Oscar the Grouch with that chode on his nose!
Example 2:
Girl 1: Did you see this new thing called Sesame Streeting?
Girl 2: Yeah, it's gross. I just saw a guy who's balls made him look just like Bert.
Sesame - slang
Some Ali Baba story sh*t where he went to a cave or whatever and when he said the magic words “open sesame” this big sesasasame-seed looking rock moved
“You got cash in your safe?”
“Lemme check. Open Sesame”
*clonk* safe opens
Sesame
When a person asks themselves a question, Sesame is the one who answers.
I often talk to myself, especially when I need expert advice; sometimes Sesame answers.
When you are stuck on a problem sometimes talking to yourself out loud helps clarify the problem parameters. With the problem clarified a solution sometimes becomes obvious.
"How do you get into this damn thing?" "Just say 'open' " said Sesame.
Sesame
A kind, educated and influential gentlemen who's motive is to brighten the lives of the people around him.
Damn, that's Sesame isn't it?
Yes it is, he's so fucking hot.
Sesame
1. A street
2. A way to open shit
There are plenty of sesame seeds, but what the hell is a sesame? I don't know, we never give it a chance to grow!