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What is Oscar the Grouch?
Possibly the most loved of alllllllll Sesame Street Characters. He lives in a trash can and even injects straight heroin into his arms that he gets from his supplier, commonly called "Big Bird". He is so grouchy for a number of reasons.
"Hey you got the stuffs Big Bird?"
Not for you you cheap ass.
"Why not? You can't cut the cord so fast! Give me it!"
*"Big Bird" pulls out .45, shoots Grouch in head*
Oscar the Grouch - video
Oscar the Grouch - what is it?
This is for the chick that's willing to suck you off but lacks the skill and/or confidence to do so without making a mess. She sits down with a small trash can between her feet as you stand across from her so that said trash can will catch any spillage or the whole load, whichever she feels comfortable with. Its basically a training excercise for the future swallowers of the world. ^_^
o'girl really wanted a protien shake but did NOT want any jizz to wind up on her dad's new carpet so I recommended the no worries 'oscar the grouch' method.
What does "Oscar the Grouch" mean?
Should you be so fortunate as to be hitting a girl from behind, you may wish as to consider the most incredible (and rewarding) sexual positions ever concocted.
The Oscar the Grouch is amazing, yet incredibly simple. While pummeling the lucky candidate (from behind naturally) she sticks her head inside of a garbage can... Preferably containing GARBAGE with at least 1 rotten banana peel.
Just when Fhqwhgads thought she had seen it all, she was given an Oscar the Grouch... Yikes!!!
Oscar the Grouch - what does it mean?
After you finishing fucking a girl, you pick her up and throw her in a trash can before she has time to put her clothes back on
This girl I was banging was probably one of the worse fucks ever, so after we finished I gave her an Oscar the Grouch. I don't think she'll be calling back soon.
Oscar the Grouch - meaning
(ADJ.) desribing someone who is cranky or upset. They are acting like they slept in a garbage can all night
Kristina was acting like an oscar the grouch when she said hi this morning.
Oscar the Grouch - definition
A homeless puppet that is always having a nicotine withdrawal.
Kid: Why are you so mean, Oscar?
Oscar the Grouch: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
Oscar the Grouch - slang
The coolest Sesame Street character because he has an attitude problem.
Oscar the Grouch: Get the fuck away from mah trashcan befo' I bust a cap in yo' ass!
Oscar the Grouch
n. the unconcious girl who just woke up and realizes you are fucking her
I found this girl on the street, and things were going well for a while, but damn she went Oscar the Grouch on me. So I shoved her ass in a trashcan.
Oscar the Grouch
The poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street and ain't nobody helpin' him.
Man: Oscar you are so mean.
Kid: Yeah Oscar you're a grouch
Oscar: I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN BITCH
Oscar the Grouch
v. To hide in a trashcan, wait for a female to walk by, pop out and pull her in with you, and have intercourse amongst the refuse. Prior acquaintance is not required.
n. One who partakes in the above act
(1) "This dumpster is disgusting!" James said. "I sure would love to pull an Oscar the Grouch in here."
(2) "Judging from the number of used condoms, I would guess a serial Oscar the Grouch lives in here."