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What is Seamonkey?
To throw brine shrimp eggs into the eyes of a unsuspecting victim, in an attempt to get them t hatch
“Boy, Jake really seamonkeyed that hell out of that kid there”
Seamonkey - meme gif
Seamonkey - video
Seamonkey - what is it?
When something was given or promised that only superficially satisfies the promise or request.
I got seamonkeyed when I ordered a set of "indestructible" coat hangers online and received a box of nails a week later.
What does "Seamonkey" mean?
A shady man, usually rides a bike, has a beard, a creep of sort. tires to sell you seamonkeys. Hobo-ish in appearance.
*Driving*
Man 1 : "Omg look at that seamonkey dealer"
Man 2 : "Yo drive faster"
Seamonkey - what does it mean?
When you are fucking a bitch in the face and then you jump behind her to perform anal but your buddy holds her face to the bedsheets with the threat to dump an aquarium full of fish on her head, then when you cum he dumps it anyway.
"WTF are you doing?"
"Shutup you're gettin a rabid seamonkey"
Seamonkey - meaning
referred to as the turbo-charged coupe car that was first imported from germany in the early 80's.
newer version resemble to chrysler sebring, but do not confuse the two!
seamonkey owners have sent many complaints about their cars being confused with the chrysler model and request that manufactors change the body build or to stop making the seamonkeys.
chrysler took these complaints to heart and in 2005 the last sebring coupe was distributed to the public.
"damn that seamonkey is fast!"
"you wanna race my seamonkey?!"
"that is a luxurios seamonkey that you have there!"
Seamonkey - definition
Little particles that remain in the toilet after flushing a nasty dump.
Joey must have dropped the kids off at the pool because when I went in the bathroom I had to flush the seamonkeys before I sat down.
Seamonkey - slang
A code word for the unpopular person that tries to fit in with the cool kids. Cool kids try and avoid this person at all costs.
When we heard "the seamonkey has my money" we all scattered to avoid having a face to face encounter with him.
Seamonkey
Usually found in products containing alcohol and chemical agents. Seamonkeys are small particles that form at the bottom of the bottle. If you shake the bottle you can see the seamonkey swirl.
John's beer was so old it had seamonkeys in it.
Seamonkey
An individual who stems from distant Greek and Afrikaner ancestry, but who is neither and thus loses a sense of personal sameness and historical continuity. The person often uses one ancestry as reverence to imply that they do belong to one ancestry, usually while trying to impress people for sexual/friendship gain, but fails miserably as they clearly do not fit in with either.
Stop imlpying that you are Greek Mark, you are nothing more than an Seamonkey.
Seamonkey
One of the two sucessors (the other is Firefox) of the defunct Mozilla Application Suite.
Seamonkey is very similar to Mozilla.