What is Scriven?

Hey did you hear about that kid who got hit by a car

Yes his name is Zachariah Scrivens and he’s a legend

Scriven - meme gif

A tiny hamster that will jump off dining tables once triggered by basshunter

Bro, what was that loud thump from above?

Dude, it’s probably a Scriven. Put Kings of Leon on instead.

Wow, thats really hot, maybe its names like Hayden Scriven

a highly sexual duo, highly into FUCKING in an ecrotic sex scene.

lucy and pete were having a good time in the flint scriven.

slag form of inbred/incest activity

Person 1: Hey didn't that guy screw his sister?
Person 5: Yeah.
Person 3: That's so scrivens!

That scrivener, whenever a newbie asks a question, he shits all over his question with his ass hole replies.

One who is characterized by excessive sense of worth or exaggerated decorum.

That know it all scrivener is a real son of a bitch.

An exclamation of surprise. Best used very rarely for full effect.

Bloke One: Wow Darlo beat Man Utd 17-0 last night.
Bloke Two: Scrivens!

The dried wax on a birthday cake caused by leaving the candles lit too long.

Hurry up and blow the candles out befor you get scriven on the cake

a totaly hot babe, with great style and is amazing in bed.
shes in to deep porn and crazy leather fetishes

ellie- dude, scrivens was totaly insane last night!
sarah- i know i have the scars to prove it!