Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Scoots?

The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.

That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting

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Scoots - what is it?

1. To move over in order to create space

2. To exit with particular haste

1. Scoot over dude! I need to sit down.

2. That bitch showed up at the party and I scooted out of there faster than you can say "Tab Benoit"

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What does "Scoots" mean?

When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)

Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"

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Scoots - what does it mean?

Diarrhoea
(A watery, runny shit)

“Have you heard, Susan has the scoots

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Scoots - meaning

interjection: An expression of excitement often displayed by Indian males at large convocations in agreement with previously expressed excitement.

There's BEER!!!!!
Fuck yeah!!
Scoot scoot!
What?

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Scoots - definition

combination of the words "shit" and "toots". Usually from eating something that doesn't agree with you.

man, that pizza last night gave me the scoots.

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Scoots - slang

money, scratch

I'm low on scoots, That takes scoots,

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Scoots

A way better word for anything good , such as cool or epic .

" Hey Kenny I didnt do it for the dwarves "
" Don't even trip Fernando its all scoots "

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Scoots

Shoes

Hey, look at my new scoots!

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Scoots

The condition that causes a dog to slide around on the floor to scratch his ass. Often due to itching caused by worms.

Damnit, Rover's got the scoots again!

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