What we call a reddit commie deserter does after he went to join the foreign legion of Ukraine and found out that he was going to the front lines with a stick to fight.

MAN, fuck this shit they are putting us on the front line, 90% of our legion unit got taken out by machine gun fire from the Russians, this LARP is OVA, I am scooting out on a bus to Poland NOW!

He sure did some major scooting after his trans spirit bi gendered friend got zir head blown off! That will show them! He is now covered in zir blood, oh wait he is scooting all the way to Poland!

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Scooted - definition

The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.

That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting

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Scooted - slang

1. To move over in order to create space

2. To exit with particular haste

1. Scoot over dude! I need to sit down.

2. That bitch showed up at the party and I scooted out of there faster than you can say "Tab Benoit"

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Scooted

When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)

Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"

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Scooted

Diarrhoea
(A watery, runny shit)

“Have you heard, Susan has the scoots”

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Scooted

interjection: An expression of excitement often displayed by Indian males at large convocations in agreement with previously expressed excitement.

There's BEER!!!!!
Fuck yeah!!
Scoot scoot!
What?

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