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What is Schwa?
n. Any object that has been grabbed by someone and thrust into their pants, making it lost forever.
My Coke became a schwa when Chris stole it and shoved it in his pants.
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Schwa - what is it?
A "neutral" vowel that sounds like the "uh" sound at the beginning of "about" and is represented by an upside-down lower-case "e" in dictionaries.
-What do you call that funny-looking letter in the dictionary? -It's called "schwa".
What does "Schwa" mean?
1) An expression of excitement, or extreme happiness.
2) Acknowledgement of someone who has greeted you, or a greeting in itself.
3) A state of mind, in which one is relaxed.
4) A neural vowel sound used in the dictionary, depicted as a lowercase letter 'e', rotated 180 degrees counter-clockwise.
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Slang originated from Hashmeer of Group X, who used the phrase "Shiggity shiggity schwa." Eventually, Jager, of The Hoodlums in Upstate New York, began to use Schwa inan every day context.
1) "You got HALO2? Schwa!"
2) "Hey dude."
"Schwa."
3) "How do you feel?"
"Schwa."
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Schwa - what does it mean?
The upside-down "e" symbol you always see in dictionary pronunciation guides. Pronounced "uh" or "ih".
A schwa looks like an upside down e
Schwa - meaning
A modern term for a female that has lost her virginity to a transvestite. May also be a perjorative term for a female.
"I can't believe you did this to me you dirty schwa."
"Mom, I'm a schwa; I slept with Steve who used to be my best friend Barbara."
Schwa - definition
Schwa - slang
The most undefinable word
Usually used in excitement, as a positive description of something, or as a sentence in itself. Extra "a"'s can be added to the end of the word.
"My new guitar is uberly-schwa!"
"SCHWA!You guys are awesome!"
"SCHWAAAA!"
"Rock music is Schwa"
Schwa
A person whom nobody notices. He/She tends to play dirty tricks on people and still go unnoticed. People say that to see a schwa is a real miracle, most people go their whole lives without seeing them. It takes a very observant person to notice the schwa.
Marty: did you hear that?
Finn: what?
Marty: that noise, it's over there in the corner.
Finn: you're crazy
Schwa: muahahaha
Schwa
Used as a greeting among friends.
Reginald: SCHWA!!!
Billy: SCHWÄ!!!!
Schwa
A penis, it can be any size :)
"Hypothetically, if we locked eyes in a car park, and I grew so much I obstructed your vision with my schwa, would you look?"