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What is Schofield?
'Pulling a Schofield' refers to that act of drinking as much alcohol as is humanly possible in an extremely short period of time. To complete "Pulling a Schofield" you will go on to project vomit on and/or near oneself then going on to roll around and sleep in the vomit.
An example of "Pulling a Schofield" would be: On a camping expedition with friends a person, who may or may not be called Jack, would drink an excessive amount of alcohol. He will then be sick all over himself and fall asleep in it.
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Schofield - what is it?
The cancer that is killing Gaia Online. He first gained infamy when he, as CEO, laid off most of Gaia's good employees and replaced them with dimwitted yes-men led by his sidekick Jason Loia (whom he made the COO). Afterwards, he began selling virtual items for as high as $1000 to fund the flop that would later be known as Tentacl. Later, he introduced gold generators to drive up the prices of everything in Gaia's marketplace up to the point that spending real cash became the only option to enjoy the site.
He earned the ire of the users for his money-hungry ways. To secure his control as the totalitarian autocrat of the site, he ordered the mods to censor the forums and silence users who single out him and/or his puppets. He received the nicknames "Goldemort" and "he-who-must-not-be-named" because people who mention Gary's real name in the forums attract the banhammer often.
Many among Gaia Online's once-loyal users and employees have left, and Gaia will continue to suffer unitl Gary and his cronies are exterminated.
The Gaia Online that we all once knew and loved is indeed dead. And its murderer's name is Gary Schofield.
User1: You can win 1 trillion gold from a gold generator?
User2: No. That's just a cheap marketing strategy that Gary Schofield aka Goldemort hatched while at his vacation house in Zimbabwe. Nobody is actually going to get 1tril from it
What does "Schofield" mean?
A schofield is a nasty ass ho who has a different boyfriend every week. She says she is so nice and caring but in reality she is a crazy bitch who becomes friends with someone only to try her hardest to ruin their life. She is the ultimate bitch. No one is higher than her on the bitch level. She may be mentally unstable because she is literally out of her mind.
"Look at her. She's a total schofield."
Schofield - what does it mean?
A celebrity who has lost their TV or Radio job due to their predatory behaviour
Russel Brand has been Schofielded
Schofield - meaning
The act of simultaneously being in denial and acceptance.
Matt: Wendy's frosty are gross.
Matt: Well I guess I do kind of like them.
Matt: I just can't stand their flavor.
Everyone: There Matt goes Schofielding again.
Schofield - definition
A schofield is a large/hard poo that is stuck and will not come out.
The term derives from UK celeb Phillip Schofield who only came out after 27 years of marriage.
I'm stuck in the toilet with a massive schofield.
Schofield - slang
Prostitute oneself. Short for schooling in the field.
Instead of going to school to learn a trade, she decided to schofield for a buck.
"She be schooling the field man.
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Schofielding
Hiding ones sexual orientation in plain view. Preferably for a number of decades and under the red hot glare of the media spotlight.
As the interview reached its climax, the silver haired chat show host couldn't keep his eyes off the Iraq war veterans bulging biceps. "What must he look like with his top off" he wondered. The commercial break couldn't come quick enough. As he ran to the green room toilets, he discharged violently and without control, soaking the crouch and one entire trouser leg of his immaculately tailored Saville Row suit.
"Enough's enough!" he exclaimed, as his Producer towelled him dry
"it really is time to tell the kids."
"I totally agree" sighed his long suffering Producer,
"you really have been Schofielding for way too long."
Schofield
A Schofield is an exceptional creature that is found in eastern Pennsylvania. Similar to Bigfoot in stature, this fine beast can perform feats of ridiculous strength and vigor. The sole purpose of this being is to eat and grow bigger.
"Wow, Is that THE Schofield??"
"Nay nay Schofield!"
Schofield
A Gay Man who hides in the closet ,Pretends he's straight even marries but everyone knows he's Gay (After Philip Schofield)
He's definitely a Schofield by the way he walks