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What is Phillip Schofield?When you'er having sex with a girl and you can't get it up. She's getting disappointed by this escapade as she was looking forward to a night of passionate love-making. Not to disappoint (Insert her name here) you put a cardboard box on your head and genitals, whack her with it and shout "Everything is harder... in the cube" and run away as fast as you can. Hmm. this stress is affecting my ability to maintain an erection, I'd better Phillip Schofield Sarah tonight Phillip Schofield - videoPhillip Schofield - what is it?Friend: βDo you go to church ?β What does "Phillip Schofield" mean?Noun. βHey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; todayβs was a real Phillip Schofield!β |
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