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What is Sasquatched?Short Guys who only like or are attrached to very tall girls 6foot plus....Guys who only date tall girls.....Guys who are sexually aroused by very tall women....Guys who like girls taller than them.... Damn , that dude is Sasquatching !!! Hes 5'3" and shes at least 6'5" !!!! Sasquatched - meme gifSasquatched - videoSasquatched - what is it?A female with an excessive amount of pubic hair. Damn you've got a hairy pussy! You got sasquatch living between your legs, bitch? What does "Sasquatched" mean?A useless worker who never shows up at work but still collects a paycheck. Now and then there are rumors around the office of an actual sighting, but many of the co-workers have never actually seen this person. Anyone seen the sasquatch this week? Sasquatched - what does it mean?Sasquatching is to do nothing with your day because you deserve it! βSay, Mike, what are your plans for the weekend?β Sasquatched - meaningThe "official" name of Bigfoot; a creature popularly described as being human-like in form but massive in size, appetite, and shoe-size (hence the name...). Often depicted as ape-like and bipedal, this hair-covered mammal is believed by arguably delusional hippies to be the last surviving link between modern man and our evolutionary past. It is believed that the creature resides in the dense forests of the American/Canadian northwest, due to the unconfirmed sitings of this creature in years past. The reason theorists believe it has survived so long is due partly to its elusive, defensively aggressive isolationist behavior, but also its ability to hibernate for very long periods of time after feeding seasons. The sasquatch, much like UFOs, has had thousands of reported sitings, and not a single shred of verified physical proof found. Sasquatched - definitionThe protagonist of a series of commercials advertising Jack Link's Beef Jerky. Sasquatch is depicted as a large, hairy humanoid who is always getting pranked by humans eating Jack Link's Beef Jerky. This leads to Sasquatch becoming enraged and retaliating against his antagonists, with hilarious results. Jack Link's Beef Jerky presents....Messin' With Sasquatch. Sasquatched - slangTo be intoxicated under the influence of Six Rivers Brewery's Sasquatch Strong Ale (9.3% alcohol content). "We got sasquatched up in McKinleyville last night." SasquatchedWhen the company IT person reconfigures the server, changes all the passwords, then quits. All the computers are down; We've been sasquatched! SasquatchedWhen you blow a huge load on the back of an unsuspecting partner and cover them with your kept shaved pubes. "Oh man, just trimmed my bush after a couple of months and sasquatched the fuck out of this girl last weekend. Her back was covered in my pubes!" SasquatchedTo be fooled or pranked by an obvious hoax or episode of shenanigans, as demonstrated by the musical comedy "Sasquatched! The Musical" www.sasquatched.com "It's not Bigfoot . . . itβs the bar owner and his wife! Weβve been SASQUATCHED!" |
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