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What is Beef Jerky?
The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.
They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.
Beef Jerky - video
Beef Jerky - what is it?
When you slip a hair drier in her pussy and turn it on full heat, then let it dry out and fuck it.
Sam: Hey, I heard you got with Linda last night
Mike: Yeah, I gave her some Beef Jerky
Sam: Man, next time invite me
What does "Beef Jerky" mean?
Beef Jerkys are a nickname for Jerks.
They always want some beef, (Tension or fighting)
And are Jerks. Also can be used as a codeword.
"That guy is such a Beef Jerky!"
Beef Jerky - what does it mean?
A replacement for masturbate/jerking in case you have someone around who might overhear.
"What are you doing?"
"Beef Jerky in my room."
Beef Jerky - meaning
1: The act of Masturbating.
2: Getting a Handjob.
This girl gave me the best Beef Jerky the other night.
Beef Jerky - definition
When 2 (or more) people are being jerks and get some beef between them in the process
"When Mr. Pinkowski heard that Roger got the last piece of pie they built up some mad beef jerky"
Beef Jerky - slang
Jerky is the World's healthiest and best tasting snack food. Typically 97% fat free and no carbs, perfect for any and all diets. Widely used by weightlifters and fitness enthusiasts. Also is the most sold snack item to out Troops.
I found the biggest selection of beef jerky anywhere online at http://www.jerky.com/.
Beef Jerky
The act of jerking off to thoughts of disgusting cows like Brittney Spears (and I'm talking today's Brittney Spears, not the Brittney Spears of ten years ago.
I had some beef jerky today. I was watching About Schmitt and I saw Kathy Bates totally nude. Couldn't help but jerk off to that cow.
Beef Jerky
The action of jerking off without and lube, hence the dryness of the meat
Yeah, I went beef jerky the other day and got friction burn on my dick
Beef Jerky
An ultimately great dried meat snack for awesomely-delicious taste!
Guy 1: Hey you want some Beef Jerky
Guy 2: GIVE ME NOW!