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What is Handjob?
An excrutiatingly smooth manual release of spooge and hot cum, extracted by a few handy tugs of the manhood.
I went to the asian massage parlor. The masseuse finished my massage with a happy ending: she rubbed her pearly smooth hands all over my cock and balls, gently at first, then steadily faster. The sensual handjob made me explode all over her silky breasts, with surge after surge of warm semen.
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Handjob - video
Handjob - what is it?
Stroking and nuzzling a erect penis.
All of a sudden she yanked my pants down. Her hand stroked and squeezed my penis. She nuzzled my balls. In fact, she played with them for 5 minutes! Give me cum, she said. So I stuck my penis in her mouth. And she drank for a full minute. We started doing handjobs every day.
What does "Handjob" mean?
The act of a woman rubbing up and down on a man's penis. This will make the man reach an orgasm and will cum.
Angelina and her boyfriend, Michael went camping together near a lake by themselves. Angelina and Michael were sitting by the campfire and got really bored. Then, suddenly, Angelina placed her hand on Michael's pants and start undressing him. Michael was grinning and got a boner. Angelina started giving him a handjob. She rubbed his penis up and down until Michael cummed on Angelina's shirt.
Handjob - what does it mean?
1: A great appetizer.
2: A terrible main course.
1: Ashley got John hard quickly with a brief handjob. She then proceeded to take all seven inches of his love pump into her mouth and let him finish on her chest.
It was the best experience of John's life.
2a: Rebecca gave Mark a handjob last night. At first he was wondering what it would lead to, but it just kept going. He tried very hard to enjoy it, but nearly said, "Stop, stop! I'll just do it myself!" at least twice.
2b: Mark: "I think Rebecca may be mad at me."
Eric: "Why d'you say that?"
Mark: "Well, she gave me a handjob last night."
Eric: "Aw, that sucks, dude."
Mark: "Trust me, there was no sucking involved."
Handjob - meaning
When a penis is held by another person's hand and stroked for pleasure
Chad: Hey Kiersten could you come to my office please!
Kiersten : What's up I'm really busy hope this don't take long!
Chad : I just want my daily Handjob that's all then you can get back to work!
Kiersten : Ok pull down your pant's!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh shit you got cum all over my shirt!
Chad: No problem now you can have me with you for the rest of the day!
Kiersten : Oh Chad your so sweet!
Chad : I know now get your ass back to work after I slap it!
Kiersten : Ohhh!
Handjob - definition
something that makes guys orgasmic, but only girls have the power of making that happen. Usually you have cum coming out of your dick pretty quickly.
my wife gave me a handjob last night because i did chores for her
Handjob - slang
Also known as a career in the hand model industry.
"Oh man, I just got a handjob"
Handjob
When a man cant be arsed masterbating so gets someone else to do it for them.
Also 21st centurys new way of kissing.
Give me a handjob, i cant be bothered today.
Handjob
When a girl strokes a guys penis until he cums. It's basically masturbation done by someone else for a person.
I got a great handjob this morning!
Handjob
When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation
Me and my GF were making out when suddenly she starts rubbing my penis over my jeans. Soon after, the kissing stops, and she starts talking to me about how I'm so hard, and that my penis needs more space. She stands me up, and my pants come off, but she leaves my boxers so she can tease me more. She lies me down, sits over my stomach, as she viciously rubs and grabs my penis.She removes her shirt, and I undo her bra which comes off as well.I grab a feel her boobs as she strokes my penis quickly. She stands up, removes her pants, showing her pink g-string thong I love so much!She takes off my boxers, leaving me naked.She gets lube, sits over me, with that ass near my face.She spreads the lube on her hands, down my inner thighs, and begins to rub my penis.She quickens the pace, but knows when I'm close to cumming so she slows down again. She stops for a minute, repositions, and starts kissing me at the same time.The relentless rubbing of the handjob is making me crazy!She whispers to me"Relax”as she sits under my legs this time, making sure I can see.She lubes up her hands for the finale, and uses both hands to cover both the shaft and the head of my penis.I’m moaning like crazy, saying "I'm cumming I'm cumming!" and... I watch shot after shot of cum land on my chest, on her boobs, on her g-string even, and everywhere in-between. We kiss for a few minutes as my throbbing penis settles down. We clean up, and I'll leave it up to your imagination as to what happens next...