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What is Santa claus?The code name for a pedifile that has cannot be caught because he knows when your awake. Think about it...first he watches children to see if the are being "naughty" or "nice" then on christmas eve he breaks into home in the middle of the night, leaves "presents" for little "boys and girls", eat ALL the cookies and drinks up all the white stuff then leaves with a sadistic "ho ho ho". kid1* did santa claus come to your house last night? Santa claus - videoSanta claus - what is it?A fat, drunk man that breaks into your house every Christmas. Often seen wearing red and abusing animals (Reindeer, dogs , cats, etc.) for the purpose of moving around. Often has a gang of short people that dress up in green outfits. Did you see Mr. Johnson the other day? He was such a Santa Claus! What does "Santa claus" mean?The term "Santa Claus" is an American distortion of the Dutch name "San Niccolaus", meaning "Saint Nicolas". He is known by many other names around the world, such as "Kris Kringle" in some places and "Father Christmas" in Great Britain. Saint Nick was a Catholic bishop in what is now modern Turkey during the days of the Roman Empire. He left gifts for poor people in his town and after he died the legend of St. Nick coming to homes in a chariot carrying presents for good people was born. The legend was spread along with Christianity and when that faith reached the Arctic St. Nick started riding a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer. The legend spread around the globe and in the 20th century in America Coca-Cola provided the modern image of "Santa" as fat, jolly, rotund, with white hair and beard, wearing a red suit and black boots and of course, drinking a bottle of Coke. He is beloved by children all over. Santa Claus is based on a real person, just like many "fairy tales" and myths that have existed throughout history. Santa claus - what does it mean?The GREATEST ninja of all time!!! Kid: I'm gonna stay up and try to see Santa Claus :D Santa claus - meaningA drunk fat guy in a red suit who broke my heart at a mall when I was little. Santa Claus: Tony, have you been nice this year? Santa claus - definitionEvery boys idol because he's knows where all the naughty girls live. Jonny: Santa, I just want something that will makes me really happy on Christmas Day. Santa claus - slangA red communist fat ass who doesn't know how to shave and owes me a pogo stick. Santa Claus: Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Santa clausa pedophile who comes into homes looking for children from the ages of 2-9 to molest. He comes down the chimey, eats the cookies and milk the kids leave out, goes upstairs to molest the children, and then leaves a present thanking the little ones for their service. Mom: "What are you asking Santa Claus for this christmas." Santa clausThe fat bastard who didn't give me a Bumblebee Transformer in 1985, and will die a slow, painful death for being such a lying son of a bitch. Me: All I want this year is a Bumblebee Transformer. Santa clausA large pedo that likes when little children sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. He also usually watches little children to monitor their behaviour so he can alter their christmas presents. Santa claus is coming to town... |
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