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What is Santa Claus?When a married couple decide to spice up their love-making, they do the Santa Claus. This consists of the man sitting down in a Santa costume while the girl gets butt-sexed. She then proclaims, "I've been a naughty girl." and Santa says "I'm giving you a lump of coal this year." She then yells out "I'll give YOU a lump of coal!" and then proceeds to defecate on his penis. Jeremy: "Let's spice up our sex life with the Santa Claus." Santa Claus - videoSanta Claus - what is it?Fat old teleporting man which breaks into houses via the chimney (who knows how in apartments), steals cookies and milk and leaves behind boxes wrapped in paper "Who's Santa Claus?" What does "Santa Claus" mean?A fat make-believe man that is very stupid and brain-washes all the kids to believe that he owns the North Pole and gives all kids presents on jesuses birthday and makes all the kids think about everything but jesus Santa claus Is a very spoiled person Santa Claus - what does it mean?He's making a list and checking it twice. Apparently, he'll find out who's naughty or nice. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus - meaningThe code name for a pedifile that has cannot be caught because he knows when your awake. Think about it...first he watches children to see if the are being "naughty" or "nice" then on christmas eve he breaks into home in the middle of the night, leaves "presents" for little "boys and girls", eat ALL the cookies and drinks up all the white stuff then leaves with a sadistic "ho ho ho". kid1* did santa claus come to your house last night? Santa Claus - definitionA fat, drunk man that breaks into your house every Christmas. Often seen wearing red and abusing animals (Reindeer, dogs , cats, etc.) for the purpose of moving around. Often has a gang of short people that dress up in green outfits. Did you see Mr. Johnson the other day? He was such a Santa Claus! Santa Claus - slangThe GREATEST ninja of all time!!! Kid: I'm gonna stay up and try to see Santa Claus :D Santa ClausA drunk fat guy in a red suit who broke my heart at a mall when I was little. Santa Claus: Tony, have you been nice this year? Santa ClausEvery boys idol because he's knows where all the naughty girls live. Jonny: Santa, I just want something that will makes me really happy on Christmas Day. Santa ClausA red communist fat ass who doesn't know how to shave and owes me a pogo stick. Santa Claus: Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! |
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