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What is teleporting?
transporting the diarrhea shit from one asshole to another through a feeding tube.
Mike shared his streaming dooker with a male gigolo
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teleporting - video
Teleporting - what is it?
this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and you pull out, slowly and quietly, then replace yourself with a dick like object or a freind, and get the hell out of there. This is to be used when your beer goggles leave you during sex. She might have started as a 10 but now she looks like a 5. The best reaction happens if you have her face a window and wave to her after you have successfully exited the house and are on your way. you must wave to her or else it is technically just a man of mysetery
you shouldve seen the look on this girls face when i teleportered her and she realized she had a banna in her.
What does "teleporting" mean?
When someone is so drunk that they don't remember getting home and then all of a sudden they are home. They remember leaving and arriving, but not the trip.
"Dude, I was so drunk last night that I teleported home!"
Teleporting - what does it mean?
A place in the backwoods of Irving, Texas where there is a large train-track brige over a river. kids usually go there to either tag up the place or drink.
I was at Teleport the other day, and i left my tag everywhere.
Teleporting - meaning
the ability to move instantly from place to place using ONLY YOUR MIND. basically the sweetest superpower ever
I teleported into the bank and took all the money then teleported to Amsterdam and bought some fat pounds then to the Bahamas to smoke it!
-why teleportation is the best
Teleporting - definition
The ability to spontaneously travel from place to place
This helps with:
Going to work
Going to school
Going to stores
Going to a friend’s house
Robbing banks
Avoiding plane trips
Get out of awkward situations
I just had to teleport away, it was getting too awkward
Teleporting - slang
The ability to jump nigh-instantaneously from one location to another.
A TB would be an example of something with the ability of teleportation.
Teleporting
When part of you but not all of you teleports.
Steve used his teleportation device, Steve was not standing in the right place when the device switched on, this caused teleportion to occur and this is why Steve now has no hands.
Teleporting
To go from one place to another without any recollection. Usually occurs after excessive alcohol has been consumed.
I teleported last night from the bar to the taco shop to my bed. I woke up not knowing how i arrived home, looked out the window and saw my car.
Teleporting
When you hit 88 while on an airplane.
Muff: Bro, what time does your plane leave for Key West?
Anthony: After I leave the airport bar.
Muff: Are you going to be drunk?
Anthony: Yea bro, I'm teleporting to the keys.