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What is Kris Kringle?

The male must first dress up as Santa Clause. Then, assuming any position, he will reach a climax and when he does, he will throw powdered sugar in her face, stick his testicles up her nostrils, then poke her in the eye with a candy cane. Usually takes place around Christmas.

Santa came last night! He gave me a Kris Kringle's Kringles!

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Kris Kringle - video

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Kris Kringle - what is it?

Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.

Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!

One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.

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What does "Kris Kringle" mean?

A word describing a item Santa Clause tears up.

Did you hear about what happened to Johnny?

No, what.

He took his wish list to Santa and it got Kris Kringled

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Kris Kringle - what does it mean?

The act of farting on your own ball sack.

Yukon Cornelius was the first man to ever successfully give himself a kris kringle.

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Kris Kringle - meaning

A reference to Santa Claus, often mispelled as Chris Cringle

Kris Kringle a.k.a. Santa Claus

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