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What is shmuck?

shmuck is the foreskin after circumsition

1)i suffocated my friend with a dirty shmuck.
2)i wish i had a magic shmuck.
3)look i found a cheesy shmuck under my pillow.
4)jews eat their shmuck on their 13th birthday (shmuckday).
5)i pickled my shmuck to feed it to my pet girraffe.
6)bangers and shmuck.

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Shmuck - what is it?

The Part of Your Cock cut off during curcumscion

Guy-Look wat i got
Guy2-What the fuck is it
Guy-Its a shmuck (Puts in Guys2 mouth)
Guy2-Dude thats fuckin gross thats someones cock
Guy-I know its mine

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What does "shmuck" mean?

A goat's penis. Also a derogatory yiddish term used to describe a fucking moron.

Boy, that kid sure loves the shmuck.
Your sister is a slutty shmuck-stroker.
Your grandpa is such a drunken old shmuck, I hear he likes little boys.

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Shmuck - what does it mean?

1. A hypocrite, dumbshit, and/or liar.

--person who you can define as a friend and ends up
screwing you over or doing something really stupid that does damage to the both of you.
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Lisa is a stupid shmuck.

You dirty shmuck. You didnt tell me anything about her.

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Shmuck - meaning

A German word originally spelled "Schmuck". The exact translation is "Jewelry". European jews used it to describe male genitals (from obvious reasons). Later on it was used to describe idiots and people they didn't like (just like the english word "prick").

"You shmuck, look what you did..."

"Look at the size of this shmuck"

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Shmuck - definition

Yiddish is origin very vulgar and means penis and can be used to mean and one who is an idiot and is versitile like most yiddish phrases

Oy, Vay you look like a shmuck in those farkatke cloths

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Shmuck - slang

(n) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision. A useless appendage.

Man, that guy whose job it is to greet people as they walk in to the Bank must feel like a real Shmuck.

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Shmuck

a stupid person, someone who is stupid adjective

you are a shmuck for pulling that stunt.

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Shmuck

1. Slang for penis

2. An annoying person.

Look at the shmuck on that horse!

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Shmuck

(Yiddish)
a) A penis.
b) An annoying person.

"I was planning this party for weeks, and this Shmuck comes and ruined it !!"

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