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What is Samwise?
Sexiest man on earth, Sams dick is easily 60metres whilst flaccid! Sam is definitely the bloke your girlfriend is just ‘friends’ with
Oh no! Samwise Shmuel has demolished my nans insides from sticking his tip in her pussy
Samwise - meme gif
Samwise - video
Samwise - what is it?
that generic friend called sam, thinks he's a hero but his only interesting trait is that his farts smell like pork and shame, just like his bedroom
Samwise Fartfart: come watch me play batman in my room, i'm sooooo sick at it
Everyone: can you please close your bedroom door, my eyes are burning
What does "Samwise" mean?
THE SHEXIESHT CREATURE THAT HAD EVER WALKED THE PLANET
formerly stalked by the penis-muffin
(look up "penis muffin" for more information)
Adam Sigal
(you know ur shexy!)
Samwise - what does it mean?
The cutest, bestest, hobit ever, that is sensitive and wonderful. Frodo wouldn't have gotten any were without him. Anywhere I say!
That Samwise is the best.
Samwise - meaning
A very potent form of marijuana best known for its use in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Whoah, that's some really strong samwise gonja... I think I just went there and back again.
Samwise - definition
SAMWISE GAMGEE. CHUB MIN! AWA. beish's lova. Soo much cooler than elwood. So kin yet so large and chub. Corny.
Awa it's samwise.
Mr. Frodo.
Wow dude you need to lose some pounds. Go on the samwise diet.
Samwise - slang
the koolest and best hobbit alive
Samwise really saved the WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Samwise
From the movie trilogy Lord of the Rings. Samwise Gamgee is Frodo's friend who regularly ventures into bouts of cheesy sentimentalism and/or reminiscence. To do so is to act in a samwise manner.
A: Whoa, we almost died in that car accident.
B: Yes we did. It really makes me think about the fragility of life and how important you are to me.
A: Dude, don't get all samwise on me.
Samwise
"mr frodo!!!"
Samwise
Frodo's nanny. Without him, Middle Earth would be fux0red.
Sshhaarree tthhee llooaadd!