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What is Saban?
Alabama Wide Receiver: *drops pass*
Nick Saban: YOU OWE ME THREE MILLION PUSH-UPS! YOU'RE A HORRIBLE FOOTBALL PLAYER!
Alabama Wide Receiver: *cries (but still starts next game)*
Saban - meme gif
Saban - video
Saban - what is it?
An Egyptian-Israeli-American who made Power Rangers.
Person 1: Do you know who Haim Saban is?
Person 2: Yeah, he's the guy who made Power Rangers.
What does "Saban" mean?
Coach of the Year. The man who left LSU is a wonderful way but screwed over Miama to go to Alabama. His first season at Alabama was a rocky one, but he led his team to a perfect regular season which included a 36-0 victory against Auburn. Yes, his team sadly handed over the SEC championship game to Florida and had a not so good game in the Sugar Bowl. Alabama did an excellent job in choosing him as head coach for the team all about tradition, grit, and pride. ROLL TIDE!
Nick Saban
Saban - what does it mean?
Overrated football coach. Paid $4 million per year by Univ. of Alabama (a backwoods third rate intellectual backwater/vocational school whose rabid fans pathetically live their tragic lives vicariously though an inept has been football team).
Lies out his ass, wouldn't know integrity or honesty if it slapped him in his head. Has a mean bouffant which he adores and spends inordinate amounts of time tending. Is from some holler in West Virginia originally.
We got us a goooooooooooooooooooood footbawl coach now! Nick Saban gone win us the national champion chip this year! rrrrrrrrrrrrrrowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww tah. ROW! Ramma Jamma Belly Hamma! That's whut Ahm tawkin about!
Saban - meaning
Interviewer:"Nick are you going to be the Alabama coach?"
Nick Saban: "I'll Tell you I'm not going to be the Alabama Coach, I'm staying in Miami."
Two Weeks Later.....
Nick Saban:"I'm happy to be the Coach of the Alabama Crimson Tide."
Saban - definition
-Originates from the word "Suboxan"
-makes you grow tall and have urges to skate.
-One who attracts older woman
-One who loves the bomb ass dank
-One who shreds it up 24/7
- know as "Bosnian Steel"
-One who swaggers
-Having a tattoo above the pubic mound
He has been trippin on Saban all day!
Kim Has been eyeing that Saban.
Saban - slang
a community of fans that support the best active college football coach
"hey did yea hear what happened to the auburn tiger"
"yea sabanation kicked the shit out of them"
Saban
Proper verb. Synoymous with "terminated". It is what happens to formerly popular and successful college football coaches after particularly embarrassing or multiple losses to coach Nick Saban and and his team, the Crimson Tide of the University of Alabama. The term applies whether the affected coach is fired in shame, or is allowed to step down and maintain a degree of dignity.
Who do you think will be the next great coach to get "Sabanated" and leave the SEC for good?
Saban
A bearded man with a Chrysler ... that’s all that needs to be said.
person 1 - “look at saban pulling up”
person 2 - “that Chrysler so sexy”
Saban
Saban is so amazing. His eyes are beautiful. When I look into them, I get happy. His smile pierces through all of my sadness and I feel whole again. I love the way he talks. He gets so interested in the conversation, and everything seems to excite him. He's super beautiful. I love everything he does. Saban is so fascinating. He's making me better each and every day. I'm so happy I met him. I just hope he doesn't leave me.
Look at that Saban over there.