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What is Power Rangers?
Kick ass show with people kicking ass with there kick ass karate. Then, when you think all the ass kicking is over, they summon there kick ass robots and kick ass with there power sword.
The power rangers are kicking ass, for me, your mom, and even hobos.
Power Rangers - video
Power Rangers - what is it?
They've got a power and a force that you've never seen before. They've got the ability to morph and to even up the score. No one will ever take them down the power lies on their side. And robots...big f**king robots.
Power Rangers: It's Morphin Time! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Saber Tooth Tiger! Tyrannosaurus!
What does "Power Rangers" mean?
Kids who are very hyper and agressive; can not stop moving or attacking everything in sight. Usually between 12 to 15 years old.
Remember those kids at the Green Day concert? They were moshing during 'Time of Your Life (Good Riddence.'Those kids were such power rangers.
Power Rangers - what does it mean?
A slowly dying T.v. show that is now only adorred by 5-7 year old children with a repeating story plot, cheesy effects, overdramatic fight scenes, and with a new series every month as the power rangers try to deny their downfall. After an episode children start beating the crap out of each other, make that obnoxious explosion sound, and then cry becuase they got kicked in the shin.
"Haha! you'll never defeat me red ranger!"
red- "Oh no! how will i ever defeat the doorknob monster?!"
doorknob monster-"HAHA! Now face the wrath of my doorknobs!"
red-"Not so fast doorknob monster!"*pulls giant save-the-day weapon out of nonexsistant ass pocket*
red-"I have my super teamwork fusion boomerang!
doorknob-"Oh no!" *gets hit and dramatically explodes*
red- "Good teamwork guys! We really twisted that doorknob! haha! get it?"
rangers-"hahahahahahahaha!"
power rangers are awsome
Power Rangers - meaning
90's kids show that should have stopped after the third sesaon. Everything after that is gay.
My cousins loved watching Power Rangers until they started going into space and fighting dinosaurs and crap like that.
Power Rangers - definition
A childrens tv show starting in the 90s in which all villains exploded into sparks for no apperant reason and nothing was ever accomplished.
Red ranger- ill punch you, alien thug made of shit
alien thug made of shit- (explodes into sparks)
red ranger- great job gang, lets do exactly the same thing tommorrow
Power rangers- yeah! its not like we do anything else or have familys right?
Power Rangers - slang
When two or more homies spread out, locate and stack 4 or more spin scooters, then reconvene at a location and metamorph their smaller stacks into a singular CHONK.
"Sorry Babe I've gotta head out, the homies need me."
"They need you now?? At 3AM?! What is so important that you have to leave so late"
"Bitch, we're fucking superheroes. Call it 'Power Rangers' "
Power Rangers
A group of teenagers with a near perfect GPA, great social skills, great martial arts skill, and giant robots. They thrive in packs of anyware between 3-7 and have a "thing" for matching spandex outfits. each Ranger as there called has his or her own special color, girls colors are: pink, yellow, light blue, white. While the guys colors are: Red, Blue, Black, Green, White, and Yellow (if he's gay). Whatever town they save from a giant monster made of some inanimate object(Pinball machine, Camera, ex...) is magicly rebuilt overnight. Also the Ranger's ethnic backround somtimes decides what color suit they ware (African American- Black Ranger, Chinese- Yellow ranger). They are led by a giant head in a tube named Zordon and no Power Rangers are known to have parents.
GO GO POWER RANGERS!
Power Rangers
A powerful and influential religion lasting from 1993 to 1996. Since then on, copycat cults have immitated the initial ideas, albeit with much smaller influence on mass media and with significantly less followers. Their powers of persuasion are limited compared with the founding religion, meaning they have to change their identities every year since it's demise.
One of the key sprititual guidelines of Power Rangers, delivered by the Prophets Rocky de Santos and Adam Park.
Rocky: Double whammy?
Adam: You're on!
Power Rangers
A show that used to be cool... after the Evil Disney Empire took it over.
Why did Disney have to rape Power Rangers?