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What is SEC?
Abbreviation for Suck Elon's Cock as coined by Elon Musk himself on a twitter tweet once. Elon does not like the Security Exchange Commission.
SEC SEC!
SEC - meme gif
SEC - video
SEC - what is it?
Cassie: "Hey Meg, wanna sec tonight?"
Meg: "Duh betch"
What does "SEC" mean?
Meg: "Guys lets sec tonight"
SEC - what does it mean?
The SEC is the crap conference where they say Big Ten and Pac 10 sucks, because they beat Ohio State in the National Championship. (Ohio State is also crap by the way)
Anti-SEC fan:Oh I was watching the SEC get pwned by Big Ten and Pac-10 schools.
SEC fan: Ya right never happened...and if it did, prove it.
Anit-SEC fan: Okay, you asked for it...
Michigan - 41 > #12 Florida - 35
#12 California - 45 > #15 Tennessee - 31
SEC - meaning
"Hey you know why they call the Securities Exhange Commission, the SEC?"
"because it's an acronym for their name?"
"No, it's because they can suck Elon Musks throbbing horse cock."
SEC - definition
a football conference with a fan base that has nothing better to do then base the entirity of their existence on caring about a school they most likely did not attend. When SEC football fans arent being completely ignorant about football, they enjoy going to church 7 days a week, going to sleep at 8 o'clock at night, and watching tapes of past billy graham services. SEC fans also like to make fun of Ohio State and claim their superiority in college football, even though the Pac-10 conference has consistently kicked the shit out of SEC over the past several seasons. The SEC is also full of overrated NFL prospects such as Jamarcus Russel who only threw over 300 yards once in a college game and now, Matthew Stafford who has only a 53% completion percentage. Also when listening to an SEC fan speak, try to ignore how horrible their grammer is, as a majority of their sentences are double or even triple negatives. Evidently there are tigers in Louisiana and elephants in Alabama.
SEC fan- "Not nobody gonna beat the 'Tide this year no-how!"
SEC - slang
Southeastern Conference. The most dominating conference in college football.
Pac-10 fan: "What is a fullback?"
Big Ten fan: "They only play real football in the SEC."
SEC
verb, based upon the Southeastern Conference in the NCAA; 1. to dominate and screw over via past success and present/future speculative success, regardless of perceived fairness or truth; 2. to simply defeat in a large fashion
Boss: I'm hiring Bill for the new position at headquarters.
Employee: What the hell?? The last time he did anything good was over three years ago. I just got SECed out of this s***...
SEC
(FINANCE) Securities Exchange Commission; agency of the US government responsible for regulating the issuance and trading of stocks.
When a company wants to raise more money by issuing stock, it has to file with the SEC.
SEC
An abbreviated expression for second to stall for time or ask for a moment of someone's time.
"Hold on a sec"
"Give me a sec"
"One sec"
"Wait a sec"
"This'll just take a sec"
"Hey you gotta sec?"
"Not right this sec"
"Can I talk to you for a sec?"