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What is STRAIGHTENED?Verb: When a man has sex with a self-proclaimed lesbian and the lesbian becomes straight. Gloria thought she was a lesbian until she met Dave. He is a pro at straightening pussy! STRAIGHTENED - meme gifSTRAIGHTENED - videoSTRAIGHTENED - what is it?Short for hair straighteners (or irons). Quicker and easier to say than hair straighteners. Becky: Annie, pass me the straighteners please. What does "STRAIGHTENED" mean?A term used by a middle aged, obese, melodramatic, sweaty, cowardly, bully who canβt walk more than 10 yards without needing a shit, a bag of crisps and a can of coke in order to catch his breath. The term is believed to originate in Yiewsley and is used by twats/chavs that still wear football shirts despite approaching 50 years old. That honest, well respected gent that looks after my kids more than me has been mugging me off - I think he needs a straightener. STRAIGHTENED - what does it mean?The act of making a super hot lesbian straight by waving your dicks in their face Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that Alyssa is lesbian? STRAIGHTENED - meaninghaving curly hair cut short but still leaving it long enough to straighten... hockey: "Hey I finally scored at footy at weekend so I can get my curly hair cut.. need to leave it long enough so its straightenable tho" STRAIGHTENED - definitionLiverpool word used by chavs (scallies - Tracksuit wearing pricks)meaning to give someone a heafty punch in the face @Eh you fucking goth, do you wanna straightener ya pricccckkkk@ STRAIGHTENED - slangA small number of alcoholic drinks to regain one's composure after a stressful experience I need a straightener after failing the driving test again STRAIGHTENEDTo pay off a 'bent' or corrupt official Jack straightened out the copper and we got let off STRAIGHTENEDA reference to cocaine, coke, blow, snow, reference from the HBO show Succession. Roy Kendall refers to cocaine as a βstraightenerβ to accommodate as a short term sobering agent. Iβm so fucked up. I need a straightener. STRAIGHTENEDA straightener in Liverpool is a fight between 2 people to settle their differences. - Not just a punch Lad1: You 'angin round after school? Gilly is having a straightener with robbo! |
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