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What is SINGLISH?
"legally separated" or "divorce filed, but not yet final".
ANNA: So, are you married, or not?
BOB: I'm singlish.
ANNA: Singlish?
BOB: Divorce filed, but not yet final.
ANNA: Cool. So, let's fuck!
SINGLISH - meme gif
SINGLISH - video
SINGLISH - what is it?
A super retarded non-language. Similar to ebonics but for asians.
John: Is that guy retarded? What the hell is he talking about?
Bill: Well he probably is retarded but he's speaking "singlish" I think.
What does "SINGLISH" mean?
a disgrace of english made by Singaporeans.
Singlish- you damn bad lah think what? so big ah?
SINGLISH - what does it mean?
most based language, used in Singapore and similiar to Manglish
contains words from different dialects of Chinese, Malay, Tamil, and corruptions of english
scares away foreigners but funny if you can speak it
guy: ahh them ang mo punks si bie jia lat leh, try corrupt our gahment one
ang mo: wat's this, singlish?
SINGLISH - meaning
Singapore Spoken english with mixture of dialects .
How spoken Singlish like : Today weather so hot lah, why so kiasu
SINGLISH - definition
singlish
/ΛsiNGΙ‘Ιleesh/
adjective
1. sort of available but not fully ready for a relationship
2. half in and half out emotionally and physically
My friend was going to set me up on a blind date but decided against it, since Iβm singlish.
SINGLISH - slang
Singaporean-accented English.
Basically, English used by a tiny Asian nation nobody knows until it sounds so Asian you don't understand it; even though the people there are much much smarter than you.
Derived from British, Chinese, Malay, Indonesian, Indian, and Arabic words amongst others.
Similar to Manglish in Malaysia.
- "lah" the most famous and common example. Randomly added before commas and periods for no apparent reason.
"ken you help me wit fix car, lah?"
"yah lah/no lah!"
"you wan go die lah?"
"why ken not get A prus prus in skool no lah?!"
- "leh" an informal way of saying 'please' or complaining
"gimme soy sauce leh"
"las night, I driving on PIE and dis lorry driver near crash me leh!"
"wai you say 6Γ·2(1+2) = 1 mah?? you so stupid leh"
- "lor" - from Cantonese, used to emphasize a point
"you not study, then you go die lor!!!"
" how come I ask you call me wai you not call me leh?!"
- "meh" used like a question mark
"really meh? you got fired from job?"
- "sia/siao" - used in expressing disapproval, siao = more crude, 'crazy'
"dat lady look at me so crazy sia"
"waah! you get new toyota sia!"
"siao lah! you go and die you kena sai!"
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- "izzit" from 'is it', but slurred
"dis disc, play well izzit?"
- "got" used as a questionable demand
"I ask you to get me the stuff; got or not lah?"
"why you got chewing gum! chewing gum ban in singapore!"
"50% off!? WHERE GOT!!?"?
-"can" asking whether one is able to do something
"yah, I fix by tomorrow, can, can!"
- "-ed" allows any word to be made into a verb in Singlish
"the cat dieded when hit by car"
" wah, las night he try kis da girl, I saw him get smacked-ed!" (pronounced smackd-id)
"he orredy writed da check! go bank cash now!"
SINGLISH
Singapore's English. A mixture of English with our local dialects.
skius: tellin' someone to give way. Short form of 'Excuse me'
SINGLISH
Singapore's very own version of english. A much curt and impatient form of english for those that reside in this rat-raced cosmo city.
Example of a singlish term:"Don't talk cock lah you"
Talk Cock means to spew nonsense from one's mouth or to utter ridiculous contentions.
SINGLISH
Itβs the native language in Singaporeβ¦ Apparently.
A colloquial dialect that is somewhat similar to Manglish (A colloquial dialect in Malaysia) and is just as intimidating to those who are not familiar with this form of dialogue. Contrary to popular belief, people who converse in singlish are not retarded. It is just an articulated form of the βcultureβ being expressed through incoherent speech.
It goes something like this:
βWhat lah β (insert a bunch of made up words that make you go βWTFβ here) β Mee Siam.β
The government had a huge hoo-hah concerning the liberal usage of this language some years back. This was clear evidence that the government had way to much free time on their handsβ¦Wayy β too β much β free β time!
Prime minister of Singapore addressing to the nation: βIβve had enough of this popcockery! Singlish must goβ¦ Now!β
Singaporeans: βawwwww β¦buggermaquilt.β